ODT Watch | Issue 2

ODT Watch | Issue 2

There is really very little that I can add to the ODT’s work this week. They have simply outdone themselves.

Yes it is ODT. Yes it is.

They then lost their shit that only four of the people arrested in town on Saturday night were students. Sorry ODT, we’ll try harder next time.

Now the ODT have always been seriously into sheep, I mean, seriously. We can only imagine what was running through their imaginations when they started thinking about highly evolved sheep…

The ODT has always been particularly protective of the provinces, and when someone fucked with the Palmerston Police Stations apple tree, the ODT stepped in to help hunt down the offender.

And lastly, well, this isn’t really the ODT’s fault, but what on earth is Vegemite doing sponsoring a NZ spelling bee?

Till next week ODT, stay classy.
This article first appeared in Issue 2, 2012.
Posted 3:28pm Wednesday 14th March 2012 by Staff Reporter.