Horoscope
Posted 4:34pm Sunday 18th July 2021 by Critic
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 It’s time to assess your life choices, how did you end up this way? Cafe to try: Modaks Espresso Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Emotional attachment is scary. Learn how to deal with it. Cafe to try: Buster Read more...
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Posted 1:40pm Tuesday 13th July 2021 by Critic
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Keep focusing on yourself, trust your instincts, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, gorgeous. Re Ori Activity: pint night Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Stop letting your emotional outbursts and overly critical tendencies ruin your Read more...
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Posted 8:07pm Sunday 30th May 2021 by Critic
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Were you silent, or were you silenced? Tabloid scandal to revisit: Going to rehab Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 You need an ego check. Tabloid scandal to revisit: The Crown killed Diana Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 Tis the Read more...
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Posted 12:49am Monday 24th May 2021 by Critic
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 With exams approaching, you may need to work on your attention span. This week’s craving: a whole bag of twisties Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Time to snuggle up, cry and shut yourself out from the world. This week’s craving: Read more...
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Posted 5:03pm Sunday 16th May 2021 by Critic
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Learn to stand up for yourself, doormat. Good deed for the week: Picking up rubbish Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 In the coming week you’re going to catch feelings. Stop before you start. Good deed for the week: Doing your Read more...
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Posted 4:11pm Sunday 9th May 2021 by Critic
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Vape juice isn’t a substitute for serotonin. Coping mechanism: Therapy Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Keep having low standards, it’s only up from here. Coping mechanism: Maladaptive daydreaming Aries Mar 21 - Apr Read more...
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Posted 7:55pm Sunday 2nd May 2021 by Critic
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 People might not always be there for you, but gear will be. Dunedin band to listen to: Straightjacket Fits Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Time to put your head into your books instead of giving it. Dunedin band to listen to: Juno Read more...
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Posted 9:32pm Monday 26th April 2021 by Critic
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 There are plenty of fish in the sea, stop catching feelings. Accessory of choice: chokers Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Keep doing your hot pisces shit, don’t let anyone steal your energy this week baby. Accessory of choice: new shoes Aries Mar 21 - Read more...
Some Astrology Bullshit About Chlöe Swarbrick
Posted 12:18am Monday 19th April 2021 by Asia Martusia King
Jacinda Arden wouldn’t give me her birth time. But I figured that if any other politician had a CoStar it would be Chlöe Swarbrick, because she’s queer and vegan. I was wrong. Thankfully she’s a gem, and texted her mum for me. Chlöe schlorped into this world on 26th Read more...
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Posted 1:25am Monday 19th April 2021 by Critic
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Feeling manic? Call your therapist. To bake this week: your mind Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 You need to stop dwelling on yet another failed talking stage. You can do better than tinder breathas. To bake this week: chocolate covered Read more...
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