Jan 20 - Feb 18
Keep focusing on yourself, trust your instincts, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, gorgeous.
Re Ori Activity: pint night
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Stop letting your emotional outbursts and overly critical tendencies ruin your love life, for god’s sake.
Re Ori Activity: steamy sex
Mar 21 - Apr 19
You need to start practicing more loyalty in your life
Re Ori Activity: self reflection
Apr 20 - May 20
Stop being so stable. You too can be the drunk, out of control friend
Re Ori Activity: get shitfaced at a flat party
May 21 - Jun 20
Time to assess some of your relationships, you can’t trust everyone these days.
Re Ori Activity: railing MDMA at a gig
Jun 21 - July 22
It might be your season, but that’s not a reason to get wound up. Chill.
Re Ori Activity: looking after your drunk friends
July - Aug 22
I would give you advice but you probably won’t take it.
Re Ori Activity: cutting club lines
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Feeling dead inside? Drink up.
Re Ori Activity: find a re-o romance
Sep 23 - Oct 22
New semester, same you.
Re Ori Activity: attend all your lectures
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Love life going nowhere? It’s okay to be lost, you’ll find your counterpart someday.
Re Ori Activity: drinking too much wine then crying
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Stop talking to your ex. Stop indulging in toxic behaviour. It’s not cool.
Re Ori Activity: take acid and have an awakening
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Realise you are the problem, and stop making others look bad.
Re Ori Activity: owning up to your mistakes