Jan 20 - Feb 18

Keep focusing on yourself, trust your instincts, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, gorgeous. 

Re Ori Activity: pint night 



Feb 19 - Mar 20

Stop letting your emotional outbursts and overly critical tendencies ruin your love life, for god’s sake. 

Re Ori Activity: steamy sex 



Mar 21 - Apr 19

You need to start practicing more loyalty in your life 

Re Ori Activity: self reflection 



Apr 20 - May 20

Stop being so stable. You too can be the drunk, out of control friend

Re Ori Activity: get shitfaced at a flat party 



May 21 - Jun 20

Time to assess some of your relationships, you can’t trust everyone these days. 

Re Ori Activity: railing MDMA at a gig



Jun 21 - July 22

It might be your season, but that’s not a reason to get wound up. Chill. 

Re Ori Activity: looking after your drunk friends 



July - Aug 22

I would give you advice but you probably won’t take it. 

Re Ori Activity: cutting club lines 



Aug 23 - Sep 22

Feeling dead inside? Drink up. 

Re Ori Activity: find a re-o romance  



Sep 23 - Oct 22

New semester, same you. 

Re Ori Activity: attend all your lectures 



Oct 23 - Nov 21

Love life going nowhere? It’s okay to be lost, you’ll find your counterpart someday. 

Re Ori Activity: drinking too much wine then crying 



Nov 22 - Dec 21

Stop talking to your ex. Stop indulging in toxic behaviour. It’s not cool. 

Re Ori Activity: take acid and have an awakening 



Dec 22 - Jan 19

Realise you are the problem, and stop making others look bad. 

Re Ori Activity: owning up to your mistakes 

This article first appeared in Issue 14, 2021.
Posted 1:40pm Tuesday 13th July 2021 by Critic.