I wasn’t the cool kid in high school. I had a few close friends, and lots of classmates, but I didn’t have status. I went to maybe a few high school parties, usually as a plus one, and lots of tame birthdays. The rest of the time, I was studying. Maybe that’s why it took me until university before discovering Mary-Jane. And no, that’s not me coming out, although I am bisexual. That’s right, until recently, I had never tried the devil’s lettuce, which probably explains why I still don’t know how to make a bong. Until now.
Fear not; if you are, like myself, discovering the joys of reefer for the first time, I have managed to compile the ultimate guide to making your own bong.
What You’ll Need
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A container, ideally with a thin neck.
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An empty pen / small tube
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A metal pen cap / any sturdy vegetable or fruit carved into a cone / metal receptacle
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Tape / Blu-Tack / Gum
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Something sharp
Step One
Make a small hole near the bottom of your container, and one at the top if needed. Acceptable containers include: plastic bottles, keep cups, aluminium cans, any hollowed out fruit or vegetable, or anything really, I’m not your mum.
Step Two
Insert your empty pen or small tube into the hole at a 45° angle. Ideally you want the tube to be touching the base. Seal with your blu-tack, tape or gum.
Step Three
Poke some holes in the base of your metal pen cap, metal receptacle or cone-shape carved fruit / vegetable. Place onto the end of the tube outside the container.
Step Four
Fill the bottom of your container with water until the bottom end of the tube is submerged by one or two inches.
Step Five
Put some weed into your pen cap, metal receptacle, fruit or vegetable and rip thy bong.