It’s Time to Return All the Dishware You’ve Been Hoarding in Your Bedroom to the Kitchen

It’s Time to Return All the Dishware You’ve Been Hoarding in Your Bedroom to the Kitchen

You know who you are. This is your wake-up call. It’s seriously disgusting and the flat needs the other half of their dining supplies. People are starting to get desperate. Yesterday, one of your flatmates used their textbook as a plate because you’ve got the other six stacked up next to your dresser. It’s getting difficult for you to step out of bed without crushing a mug. How did it get this bad? Where did you go wrong? Have you no shame at all?

This article first appeared in Issue 10, 2019.
Posted 7:41pm Thursday 2nd May 2019 by The Critical Tribune.