You know who you are. This is your wake-up call. It’s seriously disgusting and the flat needs the other half of their dining supplies. People are starting to get desperate. Yesterday, one of your flatmates used their textbook as a plate because you’ve got the other six stacked up next to your dresser. It’s getting difficult for you to step out of bed without crushing a mug. How did it get this bad? Where did you go wrong? Have you no shame at all?

Posted 7:41pm Thursday 2nd May 2019 by The Critical Tribune.
Tags: satire
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
FAKE NEWS
MORE COLUMNS
- Mi Goreng Graduate: Greek Traybake
- Booze Review: Jam Shed Shiraz
- Local Produce: Kesi.ink
- Editorial: Long Live Critic
- OUSA Exec: Kia Kaha, Otago
- Moaningful Confessions: The Ghosts of Beds Past
- Debatable: Is it reasonable to leave your stuff in the library during a lunch break in exam season?
- Horoscopes: Issue 26 2025
- Local Produce: Subpar Analogue Music
- Booze Review: Franky’s Lemon Crush & Cola Lime


