You know who you are. This is your wake-up call. It’s seriously disgusting and the flat needs the other half of their dining supplies. People are starting to get desperate. Yesterday, one of your flatmates used their textbook as a plate because you’ve got the other six stacked up next to your dresser. It’s getting difficult for you to step out of bed without crushing a mug. How did it get this bad? Where did you go wrong? Have you no shame at all?

Posted 7:41pm Thursday 2nd May 2019 by The Critical Tribune.
Tags: satire
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