Oh cock tower! oh cock tower!
Your presence makes me horny,
To see you chiming every day
Makes my morning glory.
Your dinging and a donging,
Fills me with such longing
With every peal, you make me squeal
"I'm late to my class meeting!"
But still I'll stop to stand and stare
At your sexy brick facade
The sun it shines, your beauty blinds--
I'll admit, it breaks my guard.
Sadly, though I love you,
Our romance is not to be,
To another woman you belong,
And a fearsome foe be she
With riches, and wealth,
And power beyond compare,
O cock tower, Charlene binds you
And of our love, I despair.