An Ode to the Cocktower

An Ode to the Cocktower

Oh cock tower! oh cock tower!

Your presence makes me horny,

To see you chiming every day

Makes my morning glory.


Your dinging and a donging,

Fills me with such longing

With every peal, you make me squeal

"I'm late to my class meeting!"


But still I'll stop to stand and stare

At your sexy brick facade

The sun it shines, your beauty blinds--

I'll admit, it breaks my guard.


Sadly, though I love you,

Our romance is not to be,

To another woman you belong,

And a fearsome foe be she


With riches, and wealth,

And power beyond compare,

O cock tower, Charlene binds you

And of our love, I despair.

This article first appeared in Issue 3, 2020.
Posted 6:32pm Thursday 5th March 2020 by Naomii Seah.