According to figures released by Snap Inc, upwards of 80% of male Snapchat group conversations are just dudes lying in bed dying of alcohol poisoning the night after they all got drunk together. Among the most common captions were “one massive pile of dust,” “fuck that was a big one lads,” and “I hate myself”. No information was provided on female group snaps because women are a mystery these men will never solve.
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