Rate
- Codeine. Have become very familiar with this bad boy this week and I cannot sing its praises loud enough. All u need is a cheeky broken shoulder and you’ll get the prescription in your hot little hands faster than you can say ‘get off me I think I have broken my shoulder’.
- Coke. I can’t wait to be high flying enough that a cocaine dependency is considered classy. Catch me in 10 years doing lines in a pantsuit.
- Weed. All I will say is it was recently St Paddies day so green is more than encouraged x
- Acid. Can’t say I’ve personally done it. But one time I had a dream that I was underwater and there were all these shapes and ink spots. I feel like it might be like that, in which case I rate it.
- Ketamine. Some of the finest racehorses in history were avid fans. Who am I to say I know better?
Hate
- Alcohol. Sorry but it’s NOT that cool and if I never have to go to ED with an alcohol related injury again it’ll be too soon.
- Crack. Probs wouldn’t do it, but it would be cool to hang out in a crack den. The mattress on floor vibes would make me feel like I was in a breatha’s room (except there would be a bit more crack).
- Gear. Dentists hate her for a reason x
- Roofies. Seriously NOT cool!!! Guard your drinks party people, but also fuck people who roofie for being the reason we need to guard our drinks.
- Look I can’t think of another drug I hate because really they should all be decriminalised. Be safe kings.