Hames Jeath Exerts Weird Sexual Tension In An Executive Meeting

Hames Jeath Exerts Weird Sexual Tension In An Executive Meeting

OUSA President Hames Jeath brought last week’s executive meeting to a standstill by taking a moment to tell his colleagues that they “light a fire under [his] belly.” This was met by a very stunned and sexually confused silence. When one of the other executive members finally responded, it was to ask, “when you say under your belly, are you referring to your penis?”

“Yes,” responded Jeath.

This article first appeared in Issue 7, 2019.
Posted 2:44am Friday 5th April 2019 by The Critical Tribune.