Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18

It’s time to fill your life with more wholesome hobbies to ward off the feelings of depression and loneliness. Try going to the farmers market, or knitting, or writing a book about how fucked everything is. 

Dunedin sight to see: Cargill’s Castle. 

 

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20

Love is in bloom! It’s time for you to get back on the dating horse. There is no time to be sad, only slutty. 

Dunedin sight to see: St Clair Golf Club. 

 

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

Got your eye on someone? Make a move, chances are they feel the same way. Nothing like a bit of romance to spice up the dull and mundane. Try to avoid incest this time.

Dunedin sight to see: The bathrooms of DSC. 

 

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20

Go drink some tea and listen to Bob Dylan, you old man. Better yet, reconnect with a childhood friend and do these things together.

Dunedin sight to see: Your own backyard. 

 

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20

You are long overdue for a night on the piss. It’s time to start drama, do lines, or throw up in that gutter. Go live your best life. 

Dunedin sight to see: Knox Church, repent those sins babe.

 

Cancer

Jun 21 - July 22

The only double standard in your life should be your drinks, not your friendships.

Dunedin sight to see: Ross Creek.

 

Leo

July - Aug 22

The rules just don’t apply to you, do they? Try to run as fast as you can down Fatty Lane this week, a new personal record is on the cards. 

Dunedin sight to see: the Botans. 

 

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

Have you noticed that all hot people are Virgos? Coincidence? I think not! This week, be aware of your relationship with birds. They’ve got an eye on you.

Dunedin sight to see: Signal Hill Lookout.

 

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

Your creative juices haven’t been flowing like they used to. Don’t let the burn out get to you. Schedule a day off in the week to be one with yourself. 

Dunedin sight to see: Bethune’s Gully. 

 

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

You are the most underrated friend. You will fight creeps in bars and also bake your friends cookies. You are underappreciated, and deserve better. 

Dunedin sight to see: The Dinosaur Park. 

 

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

There are a few things you need to check in on. Your ego is definitely one of them. Stay humble, my Swag-itariuses. 

Dunedin sight to see: Otago Peninsula. 

 

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

If you were an animal, you’d be a snail. Slow, sticky and fragile, with a hard outer shell and gooey interior. 

Dunedin sight to see: Orokonui Ecosanctuary.