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Sexuality in sports

Posted 10:46am Sunday 22nd July 2012 by Gus Gawn

I have to admit that I was a little nervous writing this article. Not because of what people will think, but because I am certain that I am bound to offend someone in some way. I am mindful that there might be a bit of a “poking your uneducated nose into something that doesn't really concern you” Read more...

Caden Shields

Posted 10:46am Sunday 22nd July 2012 by Gus Gawn

Caden Shields might not be at the Olympic level just yet but it seems he's on the fast track. The Dunedin-raised physiotherapy student has recently returned from a scholarship at Purdue University in Indiana, where he competed for the “Boilermakers” in long-distance running events and found his Read more...

AUSA Attempts to Abort Student Group

Posted 10:46am Sunday 22nd July 2012 by Zane Pocock

A motion that “the Pro-Life Club be disaffiliated for propagating harmful misinformation” has been voted against 227-125 by members of the Auckland University Student Association (AUSA) at a Special General Meeting on Wednesday July 18. Following an anonymous complaint made to AUSA, the Read more...

At Last! OUSA Is Incomplete Again!

Posted 10:46am Sunday 22nd July 2012 by Zane Pocock

OUSA is holding yet another by-election, for the position of Post-Graduate Officer, following the departure of Victoria Koszowski. Critic speculates that Victoria valiantly resigned after hearing murmurs that students were disappointed they hadn't had enough opportunities to vote this year. Read more...

A Visit From the Chunder Bunny

Posted 10:46am Sunday 22nd July 2012 by Bella Macdonald

Paint was not the only thing being splattered around on Tuesday July 10, as a 20-year-old female student was found unconscious and covered in her own vomit after attending the Illuminate Paint Party at the Edgar Centre. The near-hypothermic girl was found by Police at around 1.30am on the Read more...

Maori Council Thirsty

Posted 10:46am Sunday 22nd July 2012 by Dan Benson-Guiu

Prime Minister John Key’s statement that the government might “ignore” what the Waitangi Tribunal has to say about water rights and asset sales has caused tensions in Parliament and the Maori community. The Waitangi Tribunal is currently hearing an urgent case by the Maori Council, which is Read more...

University Unveils Union Usurper, Uganda Utterly Unaffected

Posted 10:46am Sunday 22nd July 2012 by Margot Taylor

The redevelopment of the Union building, which cost $5.7 million and began in December 2011, is finally complete. The downstairs area of the Union has been revamped and given a colourful and relaxing feel, but the most significant change is the construction of a completely new upstairs mezzanine. Read more...

Lecturers follow Sheens’ example, take up winning

Posted 10:46am Sunday 22nd July 2012 by Josie Adams

University of Otago lecturers Doctor Rhiannon Braund, Associate Professor Steve Dawson, and Associate Professor Anthony Robins have won the three annual University Teaching Awards awarded by Otago. These awards recognise an “outstanding ability to teach”, and are generally awarded to those willing Read more...

Deluded, Talentless Losers Have Dreams Crushed

Posted 10:46am Sunday 22nd July 2012 by Callum Fredric

North Dunedin’s talent, and South Dunedin’s lack thereof, were on show at the Regent Theatre as the Dunedin leg of the second round of New Zealand’s Got Talent auditions was held on the 14 and 15 July. Dunedin’s preliminary round of auditions was held on 2 and 3 May at Otago Boys’ High Read more...

Castle Street Residents Fail at Keg Party, Life in General

Posted 10:46am Sunday 22nd July 2012 by Margot Taylor

Despite the frenzied anti-alcohol sentiment swirling around political circles, the annual Castle Street Keg Party contradicted the assumption that all students are alcohol-guzzling machines. Although more than 2,300 people indicated on Facebook that they would be attending the event, which was held Read more...

Students Celebrate Christchurch Heritage by Recreating Earthquake

Posted 10:46am Sunday 22nd July 2012 by Zane Pocock

Investigations are underway into the collapse of the floor of the University of Canterbury’s new $2.5 million temporary events centre, which opened in April after the University's student bar was damaged by the February 2011 earthquake. The incident occurred after some intense moshing early Read more...

Local Motel Owner Talks Trash

Posted 10:46am Sunday 22nd July 2012 by Claudia Herron

Accusations were thrown around last week that University of Otago students are “living like pigs” and turning Dunedin into a “third world” city, following a problem with drunken students repeatedly knocking over rubbish bins put out for early collection. Alhambra Oaks Motor Lodge owner-operator Alan Read more...

A review of the Highlanders’ Season

Posted 5:14pm Sunday 15th July 2012 by Gus Gawn

Best player: Aaron SmithWent from being underrated backup to best halfback in the country in the space of about six weeks. A rapid pass, good decision making, and an improving running game. Critic’s favourite Highlander is now everyone’s favourite Highlander. Best Win: Highlanders 27-24 Read more...

London – a sensible but boring Olympics?

Posted 5:14pm Sunday 15th July 2012 by Gus Gawn

Unfortunately, for most cities that win the right to host the Summer Olympic Games the blessing quickly becomes a curse. Enormous sporting organisations such as the IOC, FIFA, and the IRD operate by farming out the risk to the host countries while keeping all the goodies for themselves. The host Read more...

Carnies Trick OUSA With Gypsy Magic

Posted 5:14pm Sunday 15th July 2012 by Callum Fredric

Sudents eager to risk their lives on the dilapidated ferris wheel that traditionally graces Re-Orientation’s carnival day on campus had to put down their ACC forms on Thursday, as the carnival and associated carnies never showed up. According to rumours heard by Critic, OUSA has been well and Read more...

The Exec Reports

Posted 5:14pm Sunday 15th July 2012 by Staff Reporter

Every quarter your student execies have to hand in a report saying what they’ve been doing for the last three months. If they don’t, or if the exec decides they’ve done a shite job, then they don’t get paid their measly honorariums. Critic had to read each and every report then sit through an Read more...

We should just accept it, we’re all pissheads

Posted 5:14pm Sunday 15th July 2012 by Dan Benson-Guiu

The University of Otago has set up a new group that could see the University, famous for good scholarship over a couple of beers, change its policy towards alcohol. The AIG aims to change the drinking culture in Dunedin by focussing on drinking in flats, student halls, and first year initiation Read more...

Howie’s Excellent Adventure

Posted 5:14pm Sunday 15th July 2012 by Claudia Herron

A case of mistaken identity sent Critic’s resident cat Howie Staples on a trip down memory lane after a concerned member of the public mistook the cat for a stray and deposited him at the SPCA. A “crazy mofo” spotted Howie on Monday July 12 during a regular jaunt to the Otago Museum, and Read more...

Critic Designers Succeed In Land of The Free

Posted 5:14pm Sunday 15th July 2012 by Callum Fredric

Critic’s superiority over other student magazines has received further confirmation after three Critic employees were commissioned to design the cover for a recent issue of Newsweek, a US magazine with a readership of 13.2 million. The design is based on the cover of Critic’s 14th issue, Read more...

$24 for a dozen, $16 for a bottle of wine, world will indeed end in 2012.

Posted 5:14pm Sunday 15th July 2012 by Zane Pocock

The Alcohol Reform Bill continues its progress through Parliament, but although parties agree on the importance of the bill, debate persists regarding the exact details of the proposed changes currently before the Justice and Electoral Committee. The hot topics of the day are a proposed minimum Read more...