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What Happens When Te Roopū Māori Takes the Mystery Out of the Bus
Posted 7:25pm Thursday 27th February 2020 by Kaiya Cherrington
Māori kids looking at the Te Roopū Māori (TRM) calendar for Wiki O (O Week) were shocked to discover there was no Mystery Bus lined up for 2020. Most expected the Mystery Bus to be back for the start of another year. The Mystery Bus brought Māori students squished proximity, Read more...
Hawaiian Stein Rebranded as Silly Shirt Stein
Posted 7:18pm Thursday 27th February 2020 by Sophia Carter Peters
The opening event on the Society of Otago University Law Students (SOULS) social calendar, the ‘Hawaiian Stein’, has been rebranded as the ‘Silly Shirt Stein’. According to the Facebook event information, the renaming took place on 22 February. That was after Read more...
Vending Machine Prices Rise and Capitalism Wins
Posted 7:10pm Thursday 27th February 2020 by Jack Gilmore
In an egregious act of disregard for the public good and basic ethics, the University has increased the price of every can of drink at campus vending machines to two whole dollars. The first reports of this occurrence came when a Critic intern attempted to put one humble dollar into the Read more...
Who is NZUSA and Should You Give a Fuck?
Posted 1:16am Friday 21st February 2020 by Fox Meyer
NZUSA is the New Zealand Union of Students’ Associations, and they have copped their fair share of shit over the years for being inaccessible, secretive, and - worst of all - sucking hard. This year, however, President Isabella Lenihan-Ikin and co-Vice Presidents Matthew Schep and Sam Read more...
University Pays Staff Less If They Are Students
Posted 1:07am Friday 21st February 2020 by Wyatt Ryder
The University is paying staff members more than $2 less per hour if they are enrolled as a student. PhD student Kirsten Gibson discovered the wage discrepancy recently, when she applied for a Research Assistant position. Kirsten received her contract only to find that the pay scale had been Read more...
University Sinks Piss-sinking Ship
Posted 12:46am Friday 21st February 2020 by Bonnie Harrison
An advertisement that breached the University’s policy around promoting alcohol on campus has been taken down. The inaugural ‘Dusty Sundays’ gig, headlined by Aussie band Lime Cordiale, will be run by OUSA in association with alcohol brand Part Time Rangers. A big fuck-off Read more...
Goodbye, Salient FM
Posted 11:54pm Thursday 20th February 2020 by Erin Gourley
Salient FM is no more. The student radio station at Victoria University was abruptly shut down in November 2019 after Victoria University Wellington Students’ Association (VUWSA) decided that Salient FM was no longer relevant to students. Salient staff are “gutted” about the shut Read more...
Academic Misconduct on the Rise
Posted 11:47pm Thursday 20th February 2020 by Erin Gourley
Either Otago students are getting worse at plagiarising or the University is getting better at detecting plagiarism. The Academic Misconduct Report 2019 identifies 86 instances of academic misconduct in 2019, which has more than doubled the 34 instances in 2018. The Report was released to Critic on Read more...
Greasy Beaver Sign Gets Dammed
Posted 11:07pm Thursday 20th February 2020 by Naomii Seah
The iconic flat “the Greasy Beaver Lodge” has had their flat name physically and spiritually confiscated by their Property Manager, Jenny Adamson. The flat sign was removed mid-December last year without tenant consultation. What followed was a wild tale of miscommunication, Read more...
Couch Burnings Heat Up 2019
Posted 10:57pm Thursday 20th February 2020 by Bonnie Harrison
Couch fires in North Dunedin have more than tripled in number from 2018 to 2019. After a decade-long gradual decline, recorded incidents spiked from 14 in 2018 to 48 in 2019. University Proctor Dave Scott, a man who has seen some shit, was not too put off by this rise. “In the bad old days, Read more...

