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Going Going Gone

Posted 5:01pm Sunday 30th September 2012 by Katie Kenny

We live in a predominantly sedentary, appearance-obsessed society. The media alternates between promoting food products and bombarding us with idealised images of thin, toned figures. Obesity is the First World’s leading cause of preventable death, but despite this, a small population are bucking Read more...

A Beginner’s Guide to the American Presidential Elections

Posted 5:01pm Sunday 30th September 2012 by Michael Neilson

WARNING: This article is an attempt to decipher the American Presidential elections. Depending on your level of interest in politics, it will either provide you with entertainment or act as a light sedative. Regardless, it will contain violence, drug use, and offensive language.DISCLAIMER I Read more...

The Good Book

Posted 5:01pm Sunday 30th September 2012 by Anonymous

There are many things in the world that simultaneously confuse and disgust me. Gherkins, overheard conversations between pairs of girls in the Link, the very existence of Brimstone — all disturbing, but none quite so much as the great unbelievable fact of the modern era: that the presumably-atheist Read more...

Hernandez Wins

Posted 5:01pm Sunday 30th September 2012 by Callum Fredric

Francisco Hernandez has been elected as OUSA President for 2013 after a hard-fought campaign. Hernandez received 1163 of the 3620 votes cast, with his nearest rival Ryan Edgar receiving 965 votes, closely followed by Zac Gawn with 842 votes. The election results were announced on Thursday Read more...

XX vs XY

Posted 4:25pm Sunday 23rd September 2012 by Lauren Wootton

“Here’s the difference between boys and girls: boys fuck things up, girls are fucked up.” - Louis C.K. Everybody knows there are a few fundamental differences between boys and girls. But what might seem like minor anatomical dissimilarities can become a monumental chasm in the bedroom. Read more...

Make Me Mansome

Posted 4:25pm Sunday 23rd September 2012 by Sam Valentine

In today’s society, there’s an entire micro-economy dedicated to self-improvement. Whether it’s weight loss, hair removal, or beautification, an array of uplifting rhetoric and often excruciating services exist to further humanity’s quest for actualization, improvement, and ultimately happiness. Read more...

I’ll think of a title tomorrow

Posted 4:25pm Sunday 23rd September 2012 by Michael Neilson

“I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do – the day after tomorrow.” - Oscar Wilde For some, writing a feature article in one day might be daunting. But I would rather it were always this way. As a fourth-year with admittedly unhealthy study habits, my brain has become so Read more...

Who wants to be an OUSA PRESIDENT?

Posted 8:49pm Thursday 20th September 2012 by Staff Reporter

Thank god for term limits ay. Logan Edgar can’t run again, leaving the position of OUSA President wide open. And the scarfies are lining up to replace him. Unfortunately they’re all ugly as sin, and to make it worse, all dudes. Seriously where the ladies at? But you can’t win them all right? So it’s Read more...

Here Are Your Candidates

Posted 8:49pm Thursday 20th September 2012 by Staff Reporter

It is OUSA election time. This is your chance to decide who’s going to run your students’ assocation throughout 2013. These guys are going to be controlling how over $3million dollars of your levies are spent, as well as setting the long term direction for the assocation. So get out and learn about Read more...

U-Create

Posted 4:57pm Sunday 16th September 2012 by Katie Kenny

In Kazuo Ishiguro’s acclaimed dystopian thriller, Never Let Me Go, art is literally a lifeline for the novel’s doomed characters, Tommy and Kathy. “That’s the whole thing about art,” explains Tommy. “It says what’s inside of you; it reveals your soul.” Cuts to CreativitySome would say, Read more...

Apollo’s Arrow

Posted 4:57pm Sunday 16th September 2012 by Josef Alton

Stage 10 of the 2001 Tour de France was a climb in the French Alps involving three above category hill climbs, summiting at the legendary ski resort l’Alpe d’Huez. It is the first mountain stage of the world-renowned bicycle race. Early in the day, Jan Ullrich had eased into the lead of the peloton Read more...

What The Art

Posted 4:57pm Sunday 16th September 2012 by Zane Pocock

As a form of expression and communication, art has been around for almost as long as humanity. The brain is hard-wired to appreciate the aesthetic, and the deeper readings of conceptual art can prove incredibly rewarding for those that way inclined. But interesting though it is, the complexity of Read more...

The Great Critic Politics Quiz

Posted 4:03pm Sunday 9th September 2012 by Callum Fredric

Are you jealous of friends who describe themselves as “progressive,” “right-wing,” or “conservative”? Do you desperately yearn to categorise your political views into a neat little box? If so, good news! Critic’s resident political scientists, Callum Fredric and Sam McChesney, have studied Read more...

Is The Treaty Dead?

Posted 4:03pm Sunday 9th September 2012 by Lauren Wootton

I know what you’re thinking – not another article about the Treaty of Waitangi and race relations in New Zealand. Bring back the blind date lesbian sex! The only people who even have to deal with Treaty stuff are law students and people who study it, right? Wrong. As New Zealanders, we enjoy the Read more...

21st Century Scarfies: Too Cool to Care?

Posted 4:03pm Sunday 9th September 2012 by Michael Neilson

“If our colleges and universities do not breed men who riot, who rebel, who attack life with all their youthful vim and vigour, then there is something wrong with our colleges. The more riots that come on college campuses, the better the world for tomorrow.” - William Allen White, influential Read more...

Two Little Boys

Posted 4:03pm Sunday 9th September 2012 by Joe Stockman

New Zealand’s best known film-making duo Robert and Duncan Sarkies have teamed up with Oscar winner Bret McKenzie and Aussie comedian Hamish Blake, of Hamish and Andy fame, for their latest Kiwi movie, Two Little Boys. Joe Stockman indulged in an early screening of the film and caught up with Bret Read more...

The Four Most Intolerable Travel Companions

Posted 5:17pm Sunday 2nd September 2012 by Anonymous

Third world travel is tough. Those pesky crippled and starving locals are constantly hanging around making you feel bad about spending what they’d make in a month on a totally necessary supply of hash and a bottle of “Real’s” whiskey. Not to mention the nerve of their assumption that Western women Read more...

Chasing the Blue Dragon

Posted 5:17pm Sunday 2nd September 2012 by Michael Neilson

A glimpse into the unique life of the travelling surfer, who scours the globe in pursuit of the ultimate fix. I’m guessing that most of you have either already travelled or can’t wait to kiss your degree goodbye and boost off to some faraway corner of the globe. For surfers, the same Read more...

Itchy Feet

Posted 5:17pm Sunday 2nd September 2012 by Joe Stockman

After three, four, or more years at university, most students are pretty keen to get overseas as soon as possible. Whether it’s going on exchange, heading to London for the big OE, or backpacking in Southeast Asia, the drive to travel is an innate part of the Kiwi psyche. Well-travelled ol’ man Joe Read more...

The War at Home

Posted 5:17pm Sunday 2nd September 2012 by Zane Pocock

When Goff goofed up the 2011 election, he valiantly handed the reins to one of Labour’s many Davids, namely David Shearer, who is thought to be Labour’s answer to John Key in sheer blokiness. Yet many New Zealanders continue to ask, “David who?” Critic editor Joe Stockman caught up with Shearer for Read more...