Sexy Stitch-Ups : Twelve students reveal their most embarrassing sex stories

Posted 9:03pm Thursday 15th March 2018

Courtney “So I had been talking to this guy on Tinder for months and we finally met up. We hung out and I couldn't decide if I liked the text version or the live version better, so we met up a few more times. Cue the awkward ‘I'm very sober, I haven't had sex for a long Read more...

The Critical Tribune | Issue 03

Posted 11:11am Sunday 11th March 2018

Hilarious Lad Comments “Is This the One You Told Us About?” On Mate’s New Facebook Friendship Part-time surveying student and full-time hilarious memelord Connor Mannering absolutely stitched up his mate with a gag you’d never see coming! After friend Tom York was Read more...

Critic Blind Date | Bazza and Shazza

Posted 5:08pm Thursday 8th March 2018

The hopeful lovers on the Critic Blind Date are provided with a meal and a bar tab, thanks to the Dog With Two Tails. If you’re looking for love and want to give the Blind Date a go, email critic@critic.co.nz   Bazza I applied for the Critic blind date one night when I was Read more...

69 Things You Absolutely Should Not Do At University

Posted 6:13pm Saturday 3rd March 2018

Don’t do a ‘survey’ for a Christian group; they’re not researching anything, they just want to convert you. And there won’t be any sex. Don’t go to a ‘Landers game in any section but the Zoo: old people are terrible company. Unless they smell like Read more...

The Critical Tribune | Issue 02

Posted 6:04pm Saturday 3rd March 2018

Students demand more construction on campus The student body has turned out en masse to protest the state of the University’s infrastructure, demanding widespread construction works start immediately.  “The buildings are an absolute fucking mess,” one protestor stated. Read more...

Critic Blind Date | Coke and Bourbon

Posted 4:26pm Saturday 3rd March 2018

The hopeful lovers on the Critic Blind Date are provided with a meal and a bar tab, thanks to the Dog With Two Tails. If you’re looking for love and want to give the Blind Date a go, email critic@critic.co.nz   Coke After getting my whole flat to pamper me while I knocked back Read more...

The Critical Tribune | Issue 01

Posted 4:48pm Saturday 24th February 2018

Albany Cafe to start adding coffee to their coffees In a bold move, Albany Cafe has announced a radical change to the recipe of their brown coffee-style caffeinated liquid, which will for the first time incorporate authentic ground-up coffee beans, grown from actual trees. “It was a bit of Read more...

Critic Blind Date | Betty and Archie

Posted 3:01pm Saturday 24th February 2018

BETTY My date was already there when I walked in, so it was up to me to set the scene for introductions and, slightly flustered, I went in hot with the hug. TOP TIP though, remember their name – because I did not. And by the time I realised, I was way too far in to ask the poor boy Read more...

OUSA Referendum

Posted 9:56am Saturday 30th September 2017

The second OUSA Referendum for the year will be held between the 9th-11th October. For those of you who have questions or concerns about particular questions there will be a forum on Wednesday (4th October) at 12pm which will be held downstairs at the OUSA Clubs and Societies Centre on Albany Read more...

Dunedin Channel 39 Survives Online

Posted 11:05am Sunday 24th September 2017

A Critic article entitled ‘Local TV station Channel 39 is “Essentially Dead” – NZ on Air CEO’  was based on outdated information. While the statements quoted were correct, they did not reflect the changes Channel 39 had made to transform from a TV broadcaster to an Read more...