Sports

Test Match Induces Persistent Vegetative State in Spectators

Posted 5:43pm Sunday 17th March 2013 by Gus Gawn

The first Test Match between New Zealand and England at the University Oval ended in a dour draw. Day one was rained out and while England’s batsmen made a valiant effort to set up a result by throwing their wickets away on day two, their sacrifices were to no avail. New Zealand fans could Read more...

"Fins Up and Bums in the Air"

Posted 5:43pm Sunday 17th March 2013 by Angus Grayson

As far as extreme sports go, underwater hockey, also known as “Aqua Challenge,” will not be at the X Games anytime soon. Often ridiculed for being a hobby and not a sport, Aqua Challenge is frowned upon by most mainstream athletes. However, fourth-year student Louise Daley has managed to push past Read more...

Nuts! Out! For The Girls! (Nuts Out For The Girls)

Posted 4:23pm Sunday 10th March 2013 by Marcus Ellison

The art of streaking holds a curious place in New Zealand sporting culture. On the one hand very few people will go on record condoning the act. Broadcasters have gone as far as to pretend it doesn’t happen. They would rather cut to abstract shots of close-up grass than give a streaker the prize of Read more...

Apathetic Students Don't Show Up To Phoenix Game

Posted 4:23pm Sunday 10th March 2013 by Greg Hall

After an eventful week that featured the resignation of long-time coach Ricki Herbert and a midweek loss to the Newcastle Jets, the Wellington Phoenix rallied and came away with a 1-0 victory against Melbourne in our own backyard. Jeremy Brockie scored the only goal in the fixture, which was the Read more...

Ricki Herbert Can Fuck Off

Posted 5:18pm Sunday 3rd March 2013 by Greg Hall

Ricki Herbert quit his job last week. Herbert had been in charge of the Wellington Phoenix since 2007. In that time he had a meagre 53 wins out of 154 games, a win percentage of around 34%. The Phoenix are woeful, and have been since their inception. Now, this may seem to be bordering on slander Read more...

Ruben Wiki Rims Rowdy Fan

Posted 5:18pm Sunday 3rd March 2013 by John Burton

If you weren’t aware, history was made on 23 February. This may not help you narrow down the timeframe due to the haze of O-Week. It was the Saturday night. The Warriors came to town, their first ever visit to this delightful metropolis called Dunedin, and offered up our first taste of rugby league Read more...

Test Cricket in Dunedin

Posted 5:18pm Sunday 3rd March 2013 by Callum Fredric

A three-test series in New Zealand is rarer than a five-day test against South Africa. The England series is the Black Caps’ last chance to win some glory after a whitewash of a season, with just the one (admittedly epic) victory against Sri Lanka. The first test starts in Dunedin on Wednesday, at Read more...

College Sports Day Occurs

Posted 9:40pm Sunday 24th February 2013 by Hayden McGregor

College Sports Day 2013 was held on the Tuesday of O-Week. The new batch of freshers arrived to enjoy some friendly competition against their hall rivals, as well as impress their new friends with some deft skills in touch rugby, netball, volleyball and football. Dunedin’s unusually good summer form Read more...

Sport stops you getting fat, look it up.

Posted 9:40pm Sunday 24th February 2013 by Gus Gawn

The sports pages are back for another year. One more year of denying the indie kids their ultimate goal of reserving Critic for unreadable niche comic strips, reviews of bands you never heard of and articles they plagiarised off Vice. Luckily, in 2013 we once again have an editor who loves his Read more...

A trip down memory lane with Josh Kronfeld

Posted 5:59pm Sunday 7th October 2012 by Gus Gawn

I’m a try-hard writer, so I’ll start with a quote: “It's true what they say, you should never meet your heroes, you'll only be disappointed.” (Father Dougal McGuire). Father Dougal is an idiot. Meeting your heroes is great. When I fell in love with rugby Josh Kronfeld was the best player in Read more...