Harlene Hayne's Salary

1. 196,969 x 5 pack noodles

2. 2167 ounces of marijuana

3. 20,312 boxes of Billy Mavs

4. 4,333,333 minutes on a Lime scooter

5. 325,000 McDonalds cheeseburgers

6. 503,875 Bic pens

7. 34,228 boxes of Durex classic condoms

8. 520,000 boxes of Space Man Candy Sticks

9. 144,444 flat whites

10. 25,000 12 packs of Long Whites

11. 20,000 1kg of salmon fillets

12. 1.35 Jacindas

13. 13 professional racing camels

14. 43,333 dildos

15. 360 flights around the world

 

Disclaimer: These are very rough estimates. We do not like math.

This article first appeared in Issue 17, 2019.
Posted 12:57am Friday 26th July 2019 by Critic.