ODT Watch | Issue 22

ODT Watch | Issue 22


University of Otago Marine Biology postgraduates have reportedly been working on a classified project involving local seal populations. Seems seals struggle to save sufficient serotonin to cite circumspection.




After weeks of lying to himself about his feelings for her, Milton resident finally admits his casual hookup might be something more.



Unrelatedly, Greggs is launching a new black tar range in selected New Worlds next month.



skerrick /ˈskɛrɪk/ (n): just a teesy-weensy bit of something



The secretary didn’t knock before she pushed breastily into the darkened room. “Detective. For you.”

She pushed a scrap of paper across the table.

“Gum tree?” came the voice from behind the curls of smoke. “I haven’t heard that name in twenty years.”

This article first appeared in Issue 22, 2019.
Posted 10:17pm Sunday 8th September 2019 by R. RY, Bachelor of Arts.