Duck! Cover your face and arms with cloth! Jump in the nearest body of water and breath through a small reed! You just walked past the Campus Christians and they threw bees at you! Not just one bee, they threw a whole hive, a whole swarm, a whole species of bee! The bees are chasing you, zipping through the air like bullets. You’ll never make it!
Critical Tribune reporter Blanc Foote (don’t make fun of his name, he was bullied all through high school and is just getting over it) later confirmed that the Campus Christians actually threw poor quality Kmart candy at you, not bees at all.