ODT Watch | The Week the ODT Did Exactly What They Always Do

The ODT’s actions this week are shrouded in secrecy  



Then some classic ODT whinging


‘It’s bad, but has been worse’ is both the ODT’s catchphrase and a good description of them.  



In classic bad pun news,


No it didn’t. It was filled with a lot of cats that didn’t want to be there. 


Then the ODT decided they were going to ask surreal questions for a bit, starting with


Critic had a good think about it and decided that jackets and Oamaru have nothing in common. One is a piece of clothing designed to keep you snug and the other is a long road with some houses on it in North Otago (the second worst Otago).  



Not content, the ODT followed up with this head-scratcher 

None. Diggers aren’t involved at all in the watermelon peeling process. 


This article first appeared in Issue 6, 2018.
Posted 10:07pm Thursday 5th April 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin.