Pisces
Your delulu optimism will be the only thing keeping you going this week. The whole world will be trying to drag you down but thank GOD for your rose tinted glasses. Just keep your head up and live like that motto on your mum's tea towels: keep on keeping on.
Your Body Mod: Brow piercing
Libra
This week will bring a fair few awkward situations but your charm and ace shit talking abilities should drag you out. Just remeber not to lie too hard because at uni everyone knows everyone and one lie to the wrong person can get you fucked over.
Your Body Mod: Split tongue
Aries
You’re running on pure adrenaline this week and that's going to make you an absolute weapon. You'll have finished assignments weeks early and still be at the front of the mosh at Pint Night. When Saturday comes around, though, you will be in need of some serious bedrotting.
Your Body Mod: Genital piercings, your choice (didn't wanna research this one)
Sagittarius
You have over committed yourself this week and you don't even know it. The stars advise you drop a few commitments but really the only thing that will be dropping is your average hours spent sleeping.
Your Body Mod: Belly button piercing
Aquarius
Aquarius, you claim to be above the drama and a reformed gossiper but in reality you thrive on that shit. Your controversial opinions will probably stir up some arguments in class and your social life but remember not every debate needs to become a Ted Talk.
Your Body Mod: A tattoo you found on Pinterest
Scorpio
Your mysterious reputation continues to grow this week when you disappear for days without explanation. Turning off your snap location and being seen walking around South Dunedin will work best but not going to your classes also works. Remember, perception is more important than education.
Your Body Mod: Your first lobes
Cancer
Feelings? You have a lot of them right now and while life is going alright, any small inconvenience could send you over the edge. It's okay though, your feelings are valid af.
Your Body Mod: Septum
Leo
You're the centre of attention this week. A particularly messy night will land you as a big name on campus (also known as a BNOC). Your instagram followers will sky rocket and there will be legend surrounding your name, just make sure that you don't let it get to your head.
Your Body Mod: Nipple piercings
Capricorn
This week your need to have all your assignments done three days early will do you well, a new friend will ask to copy the tutorial task and though you let them, you will be silently judging them. But at least you have the decency to do it behind their backs.
Your Body Mod: Stretched ears
Taurus
You have a flat klepto. Have you noticed your cheese go missing or your laundry liquid is a bit lighter than it should be? The stars are saying perform a stakeout in your own lounge to catch the culprit red handed.
Your Body Mod: A cheek dermal
Virgo
The to-do list you wrote for yourself on Sunday is still full and the motivation to have a productive week is dwindling. Don't beat yourself up about it, not everyone is cut out for organised life, and Virgo you thrive in a little bit of chaos.
Your Body Mod: Poorly healed industrial piercing
Gemini
You have been going a little stir crazy in your flat and the sma in lecturers isn't enough. It's time to get out and meet some people – go to those random events that a friend of a friend is hosting and ask everyone around what their life story is… it's a great way to strike up a convo.
Your Body Mod: Tongue piercing