Shell Armour Oil Review

Shell Armour Oil Review

Now, as a Knight of the Pound Table, I must say that I have tried my fair share of armour lube. I tend toward a low sheen, noise reducing, odourless oil. The Shell Amour Oil is just that, with the added bonuses of being perfectly neutral and rust-evasive.

The multi-head applicator tip is great for those of us knights who prefer full coverage, and not just spot treatments. The Shell Oil is water resistant, making it perfect for if you ever end up facing the Sidhe of Lake Avalon.

Whether I am getting down on the dance floor at one of Arthur and Guinevere’s parties or find myself slaying a dragon or troll, this oil stands strong. With a non-stick formula, I also find that the straw piles I tend to sleep on in various locations around Camealot do not follow me throughout my day.

I leave thee with a rating of 9/10 – this is an excellent product.

This article first appeared in Issue 18, 2026.
Posted 4:34pm Saturday 8th August 2026 by Sir Fucks-A-Lot.