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Greatest Hits / Greatest Shits | Issue 11
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Carys Goodwin
Greatest ShitsI thought, for sure, that Maurice Williamson would be this week’s Greatest Shit, with his controversial phone call to Police over a friend’s domestic abuse charges leading to his resignation. That was until Judith Collins demanded the limelight back again, however, by making Read more...
Politweets | Issue 11
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Carys Goodwin
Lovely poetry from Winston. Oh? Seems Clare likes mobility scooters so much she's expressed interest across multiple social media platforms. The picture is of a random dirt hill. Read more...
Critic tackles election year | Issue 11
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Carys Goodwin
Otago welcomed an unlikely guest the week before last: Colin Craig, leader of the Conservative Party. His visit was a flurry of interviews, including a much-anticipated appearance on Vote Chat, and I was lucky enough to spend a bit of time with the thoroughly intriguing man. Social conservatism Read more...
Olympic hosts Brazil and stoned students have more in common than you thought
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Daniel Lormans
This week, let’s go to the corrupt and over-budget Olympics desk, where we know that all self-respecting Otago students are self-taught experts in the art of procrastination (I, for one, consider myself a master). Small-scale procrastination is somewhat acceptable, like neglecting that 10 per cent, Read more...
Fringe Festival farewells a few fronting figures
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Josie Cochrane
The Dunedin Fringe Festival is set to lose two key organisers but the change will bring “new blood and new ideas,” according to departing Director Paul Smith. Smith has been part of the Festival since its creation in 2000 but has resigned, effective from July 2014. Chairman of the Dunedin Fringe Read more...
University hosts one and a half CoREs
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Nina Harrap
The University of Otago has been selected to host one of six national Centres of Research Excellence (CoRE) and will co-host a second CoRE with the University of Auckland, following a Government announcement. Both the Dodd-Walls Centre for Photonic and Quantum Technologies (Otago) and Brain Research Read more...
Abbey College expansion accommodates more post-grads
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Emily Draper
Accommodation for postgraduate students is set to increase after the University purchased a property neighbouring Abbey College in order to increase the College’s capacity. 55 Duke Street backs on to the College and was purchased by the University for $550,000 to be used as housing for College Head Read more...
Dunedin streets sprayed with phlegm
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Emily Draper
Dunedin is quickly becoming a concrete canvas for internationally renowned street artists. Globe-trotting English street artist Phlegm is one of the latest to embrace Dunedin streets as a canvas for his unique brand of “visually stunning, playful and transformative” art, according to DCC Community Read more...
Proctology - The extreme campus cop makeover
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Claudia Herron
Despite Critic’s prying attempts to unveil the usual ridiculous student antics, the Proctor had little to share and reasoned that “everybody’s got their heads down and their bums up with exams coming up.” However, the Proctor said he was sad to see that Campus Cop Max Holt is leaving his post to Read more...
Summertime internship offers jobs and sex
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Claudia Herron
The Sexy Summer Jobs internship programme has created almost 100 full and part time positions in Dunedin businesses since beginning in 2008, and according to DCC Business Developer Advisor Chanel O’Brien, that number is expected to rise to 120 jobs by June. Established in 2008 by the Read more...
Emergency Execrable | Issue 11
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Claudia Herron
An emergency Executive meeting was called at 4pm last Thursday to finalise details and questions for the upcoming OUSA referendum, which resulted in the entire process being moved back, highlighting the unorganised nature of its planning. The meeting began with Ruby addressing the Executive, Read more...
Charitable organisation ignites community contribution
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Claudia Herron
Student-run charitable organisation Ignite Consultants has taken out this year’s Supreme Award at the TrustPower Dunedin Community Awards, ahead of a number of competitive entries in Dunedin’s not-for-profit sector. The honour will also see Ignite Consultants represent Dunedin at the National Read more...
120th Capping Show makes people laugh, fails to offend
Posted 3:11pm Sunday 11th May 2014 by Josie Cochrane
The 120th annual Capping Show, A Capping Carol: The Night Before Hyde Street, kicked off last Wednesday and once again delivered a unique and entertaining show. Capping Show director, Baz Macdonald, said the show had so far gone “really, really well.” The first two opening nights were Read more...
iHunch affecting ill-postured student masses
Posted 4:20pm Sunday 4th May 2014 by Josie Cochrane
An epidemic is affecting students worldwide; the painful result of our generation being the first to grow up with an endless availability of smart phones, laptops, iPads and gaming consoles. It is the “iHunch.” The iHunch can result in permanent curvature of the spine and is the underlying problem Read more...
Greatest Hits / Greatest Shits | Issue 10
Posted 4:20pm Sunday 4th May 2014 by Carys Goodwin
Greatest HitsA couple of weeks ago, the Green Party released its Internet Rights and Freedoms Bill. While Labour has spoken of their intention to do the same, this marks a step in a new direction for democratic handling of policy proposals – the bill is being crowd-sourced. This means that rather Read more...
Politweets | Issue 10
Posted 4:20pm Sunday 4th May 2014 by Carys Goodwin
Trevor snaps. Clare retweets her 7 Days lover’s achievements. David handled the response to his ridiculously awkward campaign video with much grace. Fake Hekia working hard. Read more...
Young Politician
Posted 4:20pm Sunday 4th May 2014 by Carys Goodwin
My reasons for joining MANA back in 2011, when I was a fresher, were directly related to my involvement in the International Socialist Organisation (ISO). Thus, the main reason for my support for this party at this particular time is the solid activist basis of its leadership and membership, such as Read more...
Critic tackles election year | Issue 10
Posted 4:20pm Sunday 4th May 2014 by Carys Goodwin
This week Critic would like to welcome the leader of New Zealand’s newest political party to take the stage: Kim Dotcom. I first courted him over Twitter before Easter, and have been in touch with an Internet Party representative ever since. Through a few phone calls and emails, I have been given Read more...
A journey through the codes
Posted 4:20pm Sunday 4th May 2014 by Daniel Lormans
First this week, let’s go to the tattooed and violent rugby desk, and didn’t those Highlanders do everyone a solid favour by going to Durban and giving the table-topping Sharks a thrashing? Yes they did, because no one likes to see too big a gap at the top. The boys put in a huge shift on defence, Read more...
Uni assets reach the billions
Posted 4:20pm Sunday 4th May 2014 by Laura Munro
A financial report released at the University Council meeting on 8 April has shown that the University of Otago held $1.66 billion in assets at the close of the 2013 financial year, an increase from the $1.63 billion in 2012. The greatest asset, recorded at $1.3 billion, was property, plant and Read more...


