Archive

Riddick

Posted 2:29pm Sunday 29th September 2013 by Baz Macdonald

Rating: 3/5 It’s hard to believe, but despite his brawny machismo and horrific repertoire of films, Vin Diesel is a gigantic nerd. It is Vin’s inner geek that has driven him to champion the Riddick franchise, in which he plays the central figure, Richard B. Riddick. At the start of the Read more...

Stoker

Posted 2:29pm Sunday 29th September 2013 by Tamarah Scott

Rating: 4/5 Chan-Wook Park’s Korean films are beautifully pieced together masterpieces with brutally twisted elements. Stoker (2013) is his first attempt at an English-directed film. Do not judge Stoker through the strict lens of realism; rather, treat it as a cinematographic journey into Read more...

The Third Policeman by Flann O’Brian

Posted 2:29pm Sunday 29th September 2013 by Lucy Hunter

The opening sentence of this book describes a brutal murder. An old man is first knocked down with a bicycle pump and then beaten to death with a spade. The one-legged, unnamed narrator, however, doesn’t want to explain his crime right away; more important to him is his friendship with John Divney, Read more...

The Deconstruction of a Gallery Opening’s Mystique

Posted 2:29pm Sunday 29th September 2013 by Charlotte Doyle

The Dunedin art “scene” is often considered to be “underground.” Seen as the realm of the city’s “alty” citizens, there is a widespread public perception that few students would go out of their way for an artistic experience. However, for the entirety of last week Dunedin art pervaded the Read more...

Interview: Isaac McFarlane (Two Cartoons)

Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by Loulou Callister-Baker

The lead singer and guitarist of Dunedin band Two Cartoons, Isaac McFarlane is preparing to head off to London for a record label-sponsored soujourn. Loulou Callister-Baker caught up with Isaac after his final Dunedin show to ask about the big move and how he got into music. Let’s start from Read more...

App of the Week | Issue 24

Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by Raquel Moss

With semester two’s end now in sight, some of you might be thinking about your entrance into the working world. It’s going to be a little tough. Someone is going to expect you to be reasonably dressed and coherent by 9am, and to labour for eight hours toward vague and mystifying goals. You may have Read more...

Turning the Self Into a Statistic

Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by Raquel Moss

“I was surprised to find myself so much fuller of faults than I had imagined, but I had the satisfaction of seeing them diminish.” – Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin, noted Renaissance Man of the American Enlightenment, was a well-known advocate of self-improvement. He famously kept Read more...

The Weeknd - Kiss Land

Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by Basti Menkes

Rating: 2/5 An arsehole. A genius. Troubled. The second coming of Michael Jackson. Abel Tesfaye, known better by his stage name The Weeknd, has been called many things during his young career. After dropping his first mix-tape House of Balloons in early 2011, claims that the Canadian would Read more...

Forest Swords - Engravings

Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by Basti Menkes

Rating: 4/5 In the infancy of the twenty-first century, electronic music is really establishing itself as an unorthodox medium of expression. As the grind and excess of EDM declines in popularity, so grows acclaim for more reserved styles of electronic music. Among these new, more calculated Read more...

Grand Theft Auto V

Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by Baz Macdonald

Rating: 10/10 I subscribe to the idea that art should be entirely inclusive. True art should never alienate or exclude people, but rather should create ways in which cater to everyone. For some, this may entail being able to analyse every moment in relation to its thematic significance; for Read more...

White House Down

Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by Rosie Howells

Rating: 3/5 In my opinion, White House Down belongs to the same family as titles such as Snakes on a Plane, Tropic Thunder and Iron Sky – it’s a big, silly action film that understands that it’s a big, silly action film. John Kale (Channing Tatum, in his second film playing an army Read more...

Blue Jasmine

Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by Basti Menkes

Rating: 4/5 Forty-eight years since Woody Allen’s film debut What’s New Pussycat? and the reedy-voiced director is still bloody going. His latest film, Blue Jasmine, was promised by early reviews to be one of the best of his career. Though I doubt I’ve seen even half of his work, Blue Jasmine Read more...

Paranoia

Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by Tamarah Scott

Rating: 1.5/5 I wish I could provide an understandable synopsis of Paranoia, but I still have no idea what it is about. I think it is about Adam Cassidy (Liam Hemsworth), an intern at a large corporation that sells and distributes SmartPhones. Cassidy somehow gets his whole team fired Read more...

Salinger

Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by Baz Macdonald

Rating: 3/5 J. D. Salinger is perhaps one of the most enigmatic figures of the twentieth century. The author of one of the period’s most infamous novels, The Catcher in the Rye, Salinger exploded onto the literary and pop culture scene of the 1950s and 60s. Then, as fast as he had appeared, Read more...

Fruit Bread

Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by Kirsty Dunn

This recipe is really an anything-goes kinda deal; it’s a great way to make use of those icky brown bananas you’ve been avoiding, the ripening apples sitting alone in the fruit bowl, the dregs of forgotten dried fruit mixes in the pantry, and those various other bits and pieces you’ve got crammed at Read more...

In The Memorial Room

Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by Anonymous Bird

Janet Frame has a reputation as a serious New Zealand writer, and a truly successful literary genius. Knowing something of her dramatic personal life – she nearly had a lobotomy due to “psychiatric problems” – I half-expected this novel to be dark, brooding, and Sylvia Plath-esque. Instead, In The Read more...

We Think Alone

Posted 1:47pm Sunday 22nd September 2013 by April Chiu

Emails are one of those everyday mundanities. They are part of our daily routine, used by nearly every one of us to varying degrees and for various purposes. There is one email, however, that is deserving of special mention: that which appears in my inbox every Monday from the multi-talented Read more...

Pixies - EP-1

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 15th September 2013 by Lisa Craw

Rating: 2/5 Most big bands like to make it obvious when they’re releasing new material – ads, fan announcements, at least a few posters. That was not the case for the new Pixies EP, offhandedly titled EP-1, which just sort of appeared last Tuesday and seems to have gone unnoticed since. Read more...

Arctic Monkeys - AM

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 15th September 2013 by Bella King

Rating: 4/5 Since their debut Whatever People Say I Am…, British indie rock quartet Arctic Monkeys have evolved their sound with every new release. Fifth album AM both throws all of their styles thus far into the blender – the rampant energy of their first two albums, the darker tone of Read more...

App of the Week | Issue 23

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 15th September 2013 by Raquel Moss

Next time you have to give a presentation for a class, skip the PowerPoint and give Prezi a go. Prezi is a presentation tool that allows you to scribble all over a canvas, rather than organising your ideas into traditional slides. Imagine a mind-map with fancy transition effects, embedded Read more...

Internet Art

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 15th September 2013 by Raquel Moss

Art both expresses and reflects the society in which it was produced. In an Internet-obsessed society it hardly comes as a surprise, then, that Internet art is thriving. Net art is hard to pin down and categorise, because it is as diverse as the Internet itself. Just like Internet pornography, Read more...

Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 15th September 2013 by Baz Macdonald

In the 20 hours I have spent with this game since its launch I have discovered a huge amount about it. However, as those of you who have played MMORPGs will know, 20 hours is barely enough time to scratch the surface of what these types of games have to offer. With that in mind, this article will Read more...

Gone Home

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 15th September 2013 by Baz Macdonald

Rating: 9.5/10 As gamers we have become used to associating our games with grandiose situations and spectacular premises. From protecting the universe from alien threats to fighting dragons and other mythical creatures, we have the pleasure and privilege of living out some of the most amazing Read more...

Stuffed Focaccia Bread

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 15th September 2013 by Kirsty Dunn

Dissatisfied with Pak ‘n’ Save’s colourless and inadequately topped pizza bread offerings? Unhappy with your regular, run-of-the-mill, unexciting toasted sandwich? Hankering after a more sophisticated savoury treat that you can customise? Then this delish stuffed focaccia recipe is for you, Read more...

Frances Ha

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 15th September 2013 by Jonny Mahon-Heap

Rating: 3.5/5 An endearing and fresh take on the messy lives of twenty-somethings, Frances Ha is equal parts Woody Allen and Lena Dunham, taking a neurotic central character and using her to charming effect. A star-making performance from Greta Gerwig in the title role ensures that Frances Read more...

Red 2

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 15th September 2013 by Baz Macdonald

Rating: 2/5 When Red came out in 2010 it offered a fresh, light-hearted take on spy thrillers. It also featured a seasoned cast and a skilled director. Unfortunately, while all of these ingredients where once again in the mix, somewhere in the intervening three years Red 2 lost almost all of Read more...

Jobs

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 15th September 2013 by Rosie Howells

Rating: 3/5 Jobs is a biographical drama that tells the story of Steve Jobs, the co-founder and former CEO of the Apple corporation. The film starts with Jobs as a barefoot college dropout in 1974 and ends with the invention of the iPod in 2001, unfortunately skipping the last ten years of Read more...

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 15th September 2013 by Harriet Hughes

There is something about the glamour of 1920s New York that makes The Great Gatsby a timeless favourite. Fitzgerald’s characters collide from one party to the next in a bubble of “purposeless splendour” where nothing has consequences, and no one loses out. Our narrator, Nick, arrives at West Read more...

Blue Oyster

Posted 2:39pm Sunday 15th September 2013 by Charlotte Doyle

Blue Oyster is the hipster gallery of the Dunedin art scene. Bound to provide you with an interesting glimpse into local contemporary art, it has until now been somewhat of a hidden gem, tucked down an alleyway on Moray Place. However, it recently underwent a transformation, and on 30 August hosted Read more...

Wiki of the Week

Posted 1:51pm Sunday 8th September 2013 by Raquel Moss

In researching this piece I came across a wiki as deliciously pitiful as Conservapedia, if not more so. The Internet Movie Firearms Database (imfdb.org) is why GCSB watch-lists may be justified after all (just kidding, they aren’t). This careful, meticulous cataloguing of weapons of personal Read more...

You Wouldn’t Download a Gun … At Least, You Shouldn’t

Posted 1:51pm Sunday 8th September 2013 by Callum Valentine

In May this year, gaming giant Electronic Arts announced it would no longer be using officially licensed firearms in its video games. The move was a backpedal in reaction to an extremely poorly thought-out charity campaign launched as part of the stupidly-named Medal of Honor: Warfighter. The Read more...

Lustmord - The Word As Power

Posted 1:51pm Sunday 8th September 2013 by Basti Menkes

Rating: 5/5 Dark ambient is a genre drenched in imagery of the ancient, the gothic and the biblical. Its blacker-than-black noises are derived from the vaults of industrial music, stretched into barren wastes and yawning abysses of sound. Often dark ambient songs are long and slow, crushing Read more...

Nine Inch Nails - Hesitation Marks

Posted 1:51pm Sunday 8th September 2013 by Basti Menkes

Rating: 4/5 My, hasn’t Trent Reznor been busy? Between side projects, scoring films, raising sons and insulting fans over Twitter, the 48-year-old prince of industrial has somehow found the time to make another Nine Inch Nails album. I’ll admit to feeling ambivalent when Hesitation Read more...

The Bureau: XCOM Declassified

Posted 1:51pm Sunday 8th September 2013 by Baz Macdonald

Rating: 6.5/10 As far as original premises go, alien invasions are hardly groundbreaking. Sometimes, though, all you need is a fresh take to make something common feel original. In the eyes of many, this is what the game 1994 UFO: Enemy Unknown (also known as XCOM: Enemy Unknown) Read more...

Rayman Legends

Posted 1:51pm Sunday 8th September 2013 by Baz Macdonald

Rating: 9.5/10 The gaming industry is currently fascinated with creating new and innovative new ways to play games. Don’t get me wrong – I am very excited about the discoveries being made, but such an attitude tends to imply that we have fully utilised the mechanics we currently have. Rayman Read more...

Sticky Date Muffins

Posted 1:51pm Sunday 8th September 2013 by Kirsty Dunn

I really don’t have much to say about these, except a) they are so freaking good, and b) you’d be a fool, A FOOL I TELL YOU, not to whip some up on a lazy Sunday and revel in their (and your) greatness. (Also you feel less like a fatty eating a muffin than scoffing down a bowl full of the pudding Read more...

Existenz

Posted 1:51pm Sunday 8th September 2013 by Baz Macdonald

It’s always fun to watch films made in the 80s or 90s and see how they thought the world would be by now. Disappointingly, we still don’t have hover cars or pill-based nutrition. What we are getting closer to achieving, however, is virtual reality. Sure, virtual reality the way these films portray Read more...

Kick Ass 2

Posted 1:51pm Sunday 8th September 2013 by Tamarah Scott

Rating: 3/5 Being a big fan of the original Kick-Ass film, I was prepared to be let down by the sequel. In particular, I was dubious as to whether the new director, Jeff Wadlow, would manage to reproduce certain aspects of the original film, such as the stylistic violence sequences and the Read more...

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

Posted 1:51pm Sunday 8th September 2013 by Rosie Howells

Rating: 1/5 There is almost nothing in this film that we haven’t seen before. Many times before. The Mortal Instruments is an unskilful amalgamation of the tropes and character types made familiar by Harry Potter, Twilight, Lord of the Rings, True Blood, Pirates of the Caribbean … and the Read more...

The Way Way Back

Posted 1:51pm Sunday 8th September 2013 by Baz Macdonald

Rating: 4/5 Watch the first five minutes of any coming-of-age film and you’ll be able to guess exactly what happens in the next 85. The Way Way Back is no exception, and yet the film is so charmingly pleasant that not only do you not mind its predictability, you actually relish it. The Read more...

Less Than Zero

Posted 1:51pm Sunday 8th September 2013 by Millie Lovelock

Less Than Zero is the first novel by literary brat-pack misanthrope Bret Easton Ellis. The novel details narrator Clay’s return to Los Angeles for Christmas after his first semester away at college. Clay is from a wealthy family, and all of his friends are rich, bored, and saturated with pop and Read more...

Hate Modern Art If You Want To

Posted 1:51pm Sunday 8th September 2013 by Charlotte Doyle

In recent years, the concept of “art” has been expanded to the point where many feel as though they can no longer question a work’s artistic quality. Doing so implies that they are unable to discern the meaningful message hidden behind what appears to be a pile of rubbish in the middle of the Read more...

App of the Week | Issue 21

Posted 3:48pm Sunday 1st September 2013 by Raquel Moss

The QWERTY keyboard as we know it has been around since 1873. A lot of shit has happened since then. Women got the vote, man went to the moon, computers were invented and became smaller and smaller, and twerking became an amusing pastime. But despite many changes in device shape, size, and manner of Read more...

Facebook’s Particular Shade of Blue

Posted 3:48pm Sunday 1st September 2013 by Raquel Moss

Wake up in the morning lookin’ like P Diddy, grab my phone and check my Facebook … and learn that Girl Who Was In My Class Last Year “loves Ikea.” Ugh. Who cares? I’ve got the Facebook Blues. That particular shade of blue makes me feel dissatisfied, bored, and a little uneasy. Like many Read more...

The J. Arthur Keenes Band - Mighty Social Lion

Posted 3:48pm Sunday 1st September 2013 by Basti Menkes

Rating: 3.5/5 There are few things that irk me more in a musical discussion than a person dismissing an entire genre. To assert that a style of music is wholly without merit, regardless of the incarnation, borders on psychosis. How can you deem hip-hop or metal or folk to be inherently shit, Read more...

Franz Ferdinand - Right Thoughts, Right Words, Right Action

Posted 3:48pm Sunday 1st September 2013 by Basti Menkes

Rating: 4/5 “It’s always better on holiday.” So sang Alex Kapranos on “Jacqueline,” the opening track of Franz Ferdinand’s eponymous debut album. Considering the glacial pace at which the Glaswegian dance-rockers are releasing music these days, the line now rings a touch ironic. Read more...

Saints Row IV

Posted 3:48pm Sunday 1st September 2013 by Baz Macdonald

Rating: 5.5/10 Only a year ago, the Saints Row series had a different publisher: THQ. That particular sinking ship succumbed in early 2012, however, and now rests silently on the ocean floor of failed video game companies. In this case, the metaphorical women and children that got the first Read more...

Splinter Cell: Blacklist

Posted 3:48pm Sunday 1st September 2013 by Baz Macdonald

Rating: 9/10 There was time, not too long ago, when I thought that stealth games were a genre that could only appeal to a very small subset of gamers. Recently, however, I have been enthralled not only by stealth games, but also by attempting stealth tactics in games that are not purely Read more...

Moroccan Stew & Minted Couscous

Posted 3:48pm Sunday 1st September 2013 by Kirsty Dunn

Couscous is the wonder-kid of the meal-accompaniment world. I mean, sure, rice is nice (until you have to clean the pot or dish you cooked it in), and pasta is fab (yet can be a little stodgy on the odd occasion), but couscous, on the other hand, is light and fluffy, easy to make, and super-duper Read more...

Otherness

Posted 3:48pm Sunday 1st September 2013 by Kajsa Louw

Otherness is an anthology of science fiction short stories that is likely to leave its readers impressed by its boldness and originality. The book comprises a collection of 13 stories and is the winner of the LOCUS award for Best Collection of 1995. Notable contributions include “Warm Bodies” and Read more...