Horoscope

Posted 3:47pm Sunday 10th October 2021

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Fuck your exams. Send it away, have a drink or 26. Don’t listen to logic or reason. You’re a party rocker and you’re in the house tonight. Summer activity: going on a three month bender   Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Have courage in what Read more...

Moaningful Confessions | A Sinking Feeling

Posted 3:40pm Sunday 10th October 2021

Out Of Reach The knock at the door got me jumping off the bed in seconds. I ran down the stairs, excited to see her. My eyes lit up as I saw her. My new vibrator was just as I had imagined, a petite wee thing, exactly like her profile. I escorted her upstairs to my room. Things escalated quickly Read more...

What's your NewstalkZB headline?

Posted 2:41pm Sunday 10th October 2021

Favourite colour + star sign + second letter of first name + fashion decade = headline   Your Favourite Colour Red - ‘Outrageous’: Orange - BREAKING: Yellow - Kate Hawkesby: Blue - Opinion: Green - ‘About time’: Purple - Heather du Read more...

Moaningful Confessions | Serving our country

Posted 12:38am Saturday 2nd October 2021

With daylight savings creeping up, it’s time for me to reminisce on what I was doing this time last year. My lovely friend (we’ll call her Sophie) and I had decided to head to Christchurch, with hopes of pulling a pair of guys. After trying to shotgun a few too many drinks beforehand, Read more...

Horoscope

Posted 12:28am Saturday 2nd October 2021

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Everyone knows it’s you who cheats on the pub quiz, fucking stop it. To numb the pain, try: a durry and a black coffee   Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 I’m afraid to say you have girlbossed too close to the sun, your girlboss wings are melting, Read more...

Moaningful Confessions | The Girl Next Door

Posted 4:00pm Sunday 26th September 2021

Me and Jade had been neighbours for as long as I can remember. Growing up in the hinterlands of the south, we had gone to school in Gore together. Even as we got into the saddle of puberty, I had never really seen her as a potential romantic filly — I was in a stable relationship, and besides, Read more...

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Posted 3:46pm Sunday 26th September 2021

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Instead of pre-planning New Years, focus on those end of year exams and assignments. One day at a time as they say. Political ideology to research: shit-posting left wing content on social media   Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 All panic, no Read more...

The Great Critic Pizza Review

Posted 3:13pm Sunday 26th September 2021

It’s about time that Critic did a pizza review. But how could we possibly judge the multitude of flavours, styles, and techniques that can be found in pizza? How can we best capture the rich tapestry of gastronomical history that pizza represents? These are all questions that we mulled over Read more...

Best and Worst Flat Awards 2021

Posted 7:32pm Friday 24th September 2021

We're looking for the Best and Worst Flats in Dunedin for 2021. There are Delivereasy vouchers up for grabs: $200 for winners and $100 for runners-up in the Best and Worst categories.  To enter, fill out the Google form here. Read more...

Horoscope

Posted 7:02pm Monday 20th September 2021

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 Your mental stability might scare you at the moment. But it’s okay, you can’t be unhinged forever. It’s all part of the character development. Beverage of the week: cheap bottle of sav   Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20 Romanticise every Read more...