Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18

Instead of pre-planning New Years, focus on those end of year exams and assignments. One day at a time as they say.

Political ideology to research: shit-posting left wing content on social media

 

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20

All panic, no disco.

Political ideology to research: pure libertarianism

 

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

There’s an upcoming full moon in Aries which is gonna fuck you right up. Try to stay balanced, stay calm, and remember it’s the planet's fault, not yours.

Political ideology to research: anarchy

 

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20

You need to stop collecting mugs. Sure, they’re cute and quirky, but you are quickly on the road to becoming a mug-hoarder.

Political ideology to research: communism

 

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20

Your chatty personality is fun in social settings, but not in class. Stop asking so many useless questions during lectures. Your classmates and lecturer will thank you.

Political ideology to research: conservatism

 

Cancer

Jun 21 - July 22

Only a couple more weeks till you are back home in your preferred habitat. Keep holding on and holding out, summer is near.

Political ideology to research: populism

 

Leo

July - Aug 22

WHAT WAS THE REASON? WHAT WAS THE REASON?

Political ideology to research: autocracy

 

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

If you are seeing red flags, or getting an icky feeling in your stomach about a new relationship or friendship, it’s best to address them now before it’s too late. Trust that gut instinct baby!

Political ideology to research: socialism

 

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

It’s your season! May you have springtime joy, a spiritual awakening, shit tonnes of weed, and bottles of wine in the sun.

Political ideology to research: hippie communes

 

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

You are talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference.

Political ideology to research: girl boss capitalism

 

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

Things are probably tough right now. You have lots of urges and struggles, but don’t quite know when it will be over. End of October should bring more clarity to you. Godspeed, my friend.

Political ideology to research: modern marxism

 

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

Your oodie belongs in your room, not the lounge for all your flatmates to see. Put that shit away.

Political ideology to research: eco-socialism