At the time of writing, Labour is in turmoil. Once again, they are undergoing a leader selection process that is bitter and catty. The accusations of being “beltway politicians” are coming thick and fast and the spectre of election failure isn’t going away. Even New Zealand’s mainstream media sunk to a new low, with the Herald releasing a Buzzfeed-style article called “13 bizarre things David Cunliffe has said in the past 24 hours.” That, in itself, was bizarre.
There are two main contenders for the leadership currently: Grant Robertson and David Cunliffe. Let’s take a closer look.
David Cunliffe:
Unfortunately for Labour, Cunliffe led their party to the most catastrophic loss they’ve had in almost their entire history, managing to capture the attention of only a quarter of voting New Zealand. But Cunliffe doesn’t think his time has come to an end, and aims to finally lead Labour into power in 2017. He has the support of unions, or something. Most interestingly, the Young Nats have re-ignited their campaign in support of Cunliffe for Labour Leader; take that how you will.
Grant Robertson:
Last leadership race, Robertson lost to Cunliffe. This time around, however, he considers himself ready. Based in Wellington, Robertson has the support of many of the younger members of the Labour caucus, and he has proclaimed that he “could’ve toppled John Key.” For some, this confidence is off putting; for others, it’s just a case of the ABCs – Anyone But Cunliffe.
John Campbell:
There is, however, one other potential candidate. Considering the mainstream media has decided to report on Facebook likes, I’ve decided to hedge my bets on an up-and-coming Facebook page: John Campbell for Labour Leader. Confident on camera, charming and willing to ask the tough questions, Campbell is a perfect candidate to lead this splintered party to victory in 2017. Although Labour’s last run-in with a TV star turned out less than successful (sorry, Tamati Coffey), Critic believes this time will be different. Only Campbell can combine true care for the disadvantaged with a winning smile. Only Campbell can be loved enough to appear on our TV screens every weeknight at 7pm. Only Campbell can rejuvenate Labour.
A statement on the Facebook page notes, “some have been asking if John has already thrown in his name for leadership. We have it on no authority at all beyond our own hopes and dreams that he is considering it, but is simply awaiting your support.”
Please, for the love of Labour, someone start an Avaaz petition.
Critic just isn't going to stop tackling election year
John Campbell for Labour leader
