The sound of students audibly sighing across Dunedin last week was recorded as a magnitude of 1.9. This disturbance comes after the most insufferable person you know is now a LinkedIn influencer. Sora Noying, a fifth-year law and politics student, who is more commonly known amongst acquaintances as “that soul-sucking bitch”, made her breakthrough post last Tuesday on the least-fun social media anyone could possibly use.
Her post, entitled “My flatmates didn’t do the dishes. I put them outside their doors. Here’s what it taught me about leadership:”, garnered over 8,000 reactions, solidifying her position as the most insufferable person you know.
Speaking to Critical Tribune, Sarah, her flatmate, said, “We hadn’t even finished eating; we were sitting down watching Netflix and were going to do the dishes after.”
Sora declined to comment on the matter to Critical Tribune, instead directing us to a more recent LinkedIn post. “Your ambitions are allowed to change. Your version of success is allowed to change. You get one life. Don’t spend it chasing a dream that doesn’t fit anymore."