Flashback to 2017. It’s my first year at Otago University (I transferred from Canterbury because my life there was as flat as the city’s landscape).
It’s a Thursday night and I’m bored so I send an “upto” to someone I used to go to high school with. Lo and behold, she’s keen to come over for a boof.
She comes into my flat, we head upstairs and I go heels to Jesus. After all is said and done we just lay there and indulge in a bit of pillow talk. All of a sudden she turns to me and says “would you ever have a threesome?” and me being the macho man that I am said “well yeah of course but it has to be with two chicks”. She concurs and says “yeah that’s cool, for me the deal breaker is that the other chick would have to be a complete stranger”.
The conversation was left there and we fell asleep. Fast forward to the next day, she leaves with a friendly goodbye and I thought to myself: I won’t be seeing her anytime again soon. That evening, I’m sitting in my lounge on the edge of my seat and what do you know, Winston the bloody king maker has sided with Cindy and NZ is once more bleeding red. I couldn’t be happier! I tell my flat mates to load up the car, we are going to Leith and getting a couple slabs to celebrate.
Head back to the flat and start drinking for an hour, when I receive a text “I’ve found a girl”. Not only has this threesome come to me with absolutely no effort but it’s with two chicks. In a panicky voice, I tell my flat mates what’s happened and they all have the same answer “you need to drink more”. I decide to get absolutely stupid and tell her to be here in an hour.
Next thing I know, an hour has gone by and I have these two ladies on my front door step. I get frog marched upstairs and have the bloody night of my life. Something I’ll never forget and will be a story for the grandchildren for sure. After the fact I found out these two were neighbours, so I can only imagine the rest of the year was a weird one.
And that’s my best sexcapade to date x