In groundbreaking new research, local Archaeology student Penny Tration has successfully dated her flatmate's dishes back to the early Neolithic.
“By observing the remains of homo flatematus we can learn valuable things about their habits and lifestyle. For example, prior to this study we thought that flatematus didn’t learn how to cover their food properly in the fridge until the Bronze Age, but the amount of Glad wrap entangled with the decaying food residue would seem to indicate that they were much more technologically advanced than we’ve been giving them credit for.”
As of print Penny’s flatmate still hasn’t done her fucking dishes.