Hyde Street Lad Revamps Wardrobe by Adding Second Pair of Jandals

Hyde Street Lad Revamps Wardrobe by Adding Second Pair of Jandals

Boomer Jenkins, a third year lad and resident at The Chum Bucket on Hyde Street, has announced a new look for the fall season. After blowing out his Student Life Jandals, Boomer invested in a slick blue and white pair from the Kmart $4 section. “I like to keep things fresh,” Boomer explained. “The hunnies want to know I make an effort, so I keep these ones for special occasions only.”

This article first appeared in Issue 7, 2018.
Posted 11:21pm Thursday 12th April 2018 by Critic.