Readers of the ODT this week were bombarded with a barrage of the highest form of humour known to the ODT’s reporters – painfully forced puns.
The first ever Ed Sheeran pun in the ODT, from way back when the tour was first announced. No one could’ve known of the horrors that were still to come.
And we’re Sheeran the discomfort of reading that.
That’s not a colour.
Well done, that is a colour, but it’s still weird.
1. Ew. 2. What is ginger mania? 3. Is that a double space? Get your shit together ODT.
Can’t really blame the ODT for this one, but whoever was responsible for it should be publicly flogged.
Seriously, what is an Easter Ed? That’s not a thing. He’s the same dude at all times of the year.
Stop it.
This was the ODT’s April Fools’ joke about renaming ANZAC Ave to Ed Sheeran Ave. Anyone who thinks that’s funny is fuckED in the Ed.
Hey, that was my line.
Gross.
Yuck.
Double Pun alert! Woo Woo Woo. This isn’t only about Ed Sheeran; it’s also about ukuleles. The ODT creamed their pants.
What goes up must come down. After a week of soaring in the ecstasy of punning, the ODT became the Icarus of wordplay and fell to the ground with a painful, hopefully fatal crash landing.