Aquarius
It's time to decide if you will continue to sell your soul to please others. Life can be a little bit scary at times, but so can you. Make sure to stand your ground and not let yourself wonder if you were silent or if you were silenced.
If you were a TikTok trend: Who TF did I marry pt.43
Pisces
Dream big, you never know what could happen. Your youth is the most tumultuous time of your life, and while this week is guaranteed to hit you with a few punches, your vision of the end goal will get you through.
If you were a TikTok trend: Mukbangs
Aries
As a fire sign, you can become too passionate about your actions. While some may see this as a negative trait, they are just jealous of how many connections you have on LinkedIn and how many skills you gained from those babysitting gigs. You looking employable as fuck!
If you were a TikTok trend: The Tyla dance
Taurus
Taurus, this week Uranus is kicking you in ur anus so be sure to expect the unexpected and prepare for the worst. This is not a drill.
If you were a TikTok trend: How to: Extreme couponing
Gemini
Your love life is about to improve to no end. Things are about to get very intense very quickly, so make sure you saddle up for what could be the start of the most passionate relationship of your life. Your sun is Leo is boosting this 10000x
If you were a TikTok trend: Booktok (specifically faerie porn)
Cancer
Creativity has always come to you in leaps and bounds, and this week is no different. However, you’ll need some creativity to get over certain hurdles. Strange issues require strange solutions, and it's best not to question the universe.
If you were a TikTok trend: Thirst traps
Leo
It’s finally Leo season and by god has your energy been missed. Your connection to your deeper self will realign this week and the answers you have been searching for will suddenly appear in the least expected of places.
If you were a TikTok trend: 75 Hard
Virgo
Virgo, it’s time to get your nerd on. It's only week two, and somehow you are already 17 lectures behind. Balance does not mean sleeping in ‘til lunch and using your lectures as background noise for online shopping.
If you were a TikTok trend: Charli xcx Apple dance
Libra
You excel at making everyone around you happy, but this week focus that energy on yourself. Spend a little extra cash on getting a name-brand pasta sauce and treat yourself to one of your guilty habits. Everyone needs a bit of time to recharge.
If you were a TikTok trend: Hawk Tuah
Scorpio
This week might not be the easiest with both Pluto and Saturn in retrograde, but you’ll come out of it on the right path. Sometimes you feel big emotions you don't know how to express, but don't worry: those closest to you understand and will hold your hand through it all.
If you were a TikTok trend: Those rapping Irish kids
Sagittarius
Sag’s, get your dancing boots on, it's time to kick up a little dust. This week is calling for spontaneity. Put in the effort to get the trip out of the group chat, even if the group chat doesn't survive the trip.
If you were a TikTok trend: Meow Meow Meow Meow (What was I made for)
Capricorn
Sometimes setting expectations for yourself just makes you dread the actions that will lead to success. Just take a deep breath (Xanax), do some self-reflection (acid), and go out into nature (weed), then everything will start to make sense.
If you were a TikTok trend: Outfit of the Day