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Editorial: Representation Matters, Now More Than Ever
Posted 5:01pm Sunday 25th May 2025 by Nina Brown
Let me get this out of the way: I’m a very straight, stereotypical cis-woman. If you look at me, there’s little doubt in your mind that my favourite colour as a young girl was pink, that my first crush was Dan Carter, and that Azealia Banks Twitter lore draws a blank (had to consult the Read more...
OUSA Exec: The Referendum
Posted 10:47pm Sunday 18th May 2025 by Amy Martin
Look, I get it. You’re all sick and tired of hearing about the referendum. Frankly, I’m sick of talking about it! But, here we are still referendum-ing. I promise we are coming to the end of it soon, but don’t get too excited. Odds are that we are going to be doing it all again in Read more...
Local Produce: Women in Business Otago
Posted 10:30pm Sunday 18th May 2025 by Molly Smith-Soppet
If you think business clubs are just suited-up LinkedIn influencers moonlighting a degree double majoring in Finance and Accounting, you clearly haven't met Women in Business (WIB). This isn't your average stock-trading, hustle-culture club. WIB is a women-led club built on the belief that Read more...
Horoscopes: Issue 12 2025
Posted 10:27pm Sunday 18th May 2025 by Critic
Pisces Start a business! There's no time like the present to pile another thing onto your plate and at least you will be motivated by your bank account's potential for exponential growth. Get creative with it and be sure to invest in Instagram ads. Old media to revive: Print TV Read more...
Editorial: Behind the Scenes EXCLUSIVE of Tabloid
Posted 10:22pm Sunday 18th May 2025 by Nina Brown
Like most campus-bound creatures in May, Critic Te Ārohi has been crawling towards the pointy end of the semester, and Tabloid Issue has been the light at the end of the tunnel. Only so much of the antics can make it onto the page, so strap yourself in for an EXCLUSIVE cut of the behind the Read more...
Debatable: Should politicians have social media?
Posted 10:18pm Sunday 18th May 2025 by Gryffin Blockley
For From flat-out cringe to just plain confusing, seeing your democratically-elected Gen-X or Boomer politicians on your FYP can be jarring at first. But even if it’s a tough watch seeing some MP try and be ‘down with the kids’, at least they’re trying right? Political Read more...
Critical Tribune: LEAKED! OIA Reveals Otago is Legally Obligated to Hire Unelected Politicians
Posted 9:59pm Sunday 18th May 2025 by Anderson Coomer
Emails released under the Official Information Act (OIA) have revealed that the University of Otago has entered into a legally binding agreement with the Labour Party to hire politicians that don’t get elected. The official document stated that the University was required to Read more...
Booze Reviews: Ormond Rich Rouge
Posted 9:57pm Sunday 18th May 2025 by Griselda Pinot
Move over pinot gris, here come the rich aromas of the lady herself – Ruby Rouge. Aptly named, considering the colour of my cheeks after a glass. She presents with a deep crimson body, casting a siren call for an immediate sip. Is it cherry, strawberry or blackberry that offends the Read more...
Mi Goreng Graduate: Bento Bowls
Posted 9:51pm Sunday 18th May 2025 by Ruby Hudson
Not to be that guy… but I am currently in Japan, sitting on a train eating a bento box. For this week's recipe I thought I’d bring you along with me, and share a homemade take on a bento bowl. This recipe is pretty quick and easy to make, and could be modified to use tofu, beef or Read more...
Activist Rodent Learns What Neoliberalism Means
Posted 4:45pm Tuesday 13th May 2025 by Anderson Coomer
Thousands of people in the Southern Region were left without internet access on Wednesday 16 April following an incident of a rodent chewing through a fibre cable after being radicalised into an anarcho-primitivist agenda through a mix of “hot Leninist goths” and “Into the Wild Read more...

