Proctology

Proctology - 17

Posted 11:56pm Sunday 25th July 2010 by Tailgunner Joe

The Proctor kept me waiting for some time this week while he read a series of grave indictments to some young idiot who had been collared by Campus Watch a few nights ago. When he finally called me in, he noted this guy would probably be on remand if the police had got to him first, and that Read more...

Proctology - 16

Posted 4:00am Tuesday 20th July 2010 by Tailgunner Joe

Over the holidays, most people either went home for the winter, or gathered in their lounges coming up with urban myths about how cold and disgusting Dunedin is. Hot air about cold weather is as much a part the Otago Student Experience™ as wearing your old school uniform to costume Read more...

Proctology - 13

Posted 8:16pm Sunday 11th July 2010 by Tailgunner Joe

While sitting in the Proctor’s waiting room this week I couldn’t help overhearing him tell someone that “If you come up here again you’ll be getting a thousand-dollar fine.” That someone then left his office with a cheerful and satisfied expression on her face, indicating once again the Read more...

Proctology - 11

Posted 3:20pm Sunday 11th July 2010 by Tailgunner Joe

The Proctor was getting ready to attend his granddaughter’s birthday party when I arrived to interview him this week, although he also allowed of his charges that “they’ve gone mad this week”. This might bring to mind visions of hordes of unhinged lunatics rampaging across campus. You have to Read more...

Proctology - 09

Posted 1:21pm Sunday 11th July 2010 by Tailgunner Joe

I had to spend some time in the Proctor’s waiting room this week, in the company of a trio of young gentlemen who were being hauled in for a discussion about something or other (large-scale white-collar insider trading fraud, by the looks of them). As we whiled away the minutes, one of these Read more...