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Most people headed home for Easter, leaving Castle Street as hollow and empty as the social life of a Health Sci student. Luckily for us there was enough muppet behaviour before Easter to keep us going.
This story happened a while ago but it’s worth the retelling as one poor fellow had a drug taking experience to tell the grandchildren. The dumb-ass in question had heard all about this new craze of “shelving” (if you don’t know what shelving is, see Trent from Punchy/John Hopoate/finger in bum). Not thinking ahead, he had an extra spicy vindaloo curry earlier that evening to make sure he had the energy for a big night rinsing and, as your imagination will already have told you, the vindaloo didn’t do wonders for his stomach. When the time came to do the deed, the vindaloo had started working against him. Not wanting to give up, he kept on pushing but it just wasn’t working and at the half-way point he made the call to back out. This is where the story gets messy as the would-be shelver didn’t want to waste his treat. He snorted half and swallowed the other half.
 

A familiar high school mistress has returned to Castle in spectacular fashion, this time stepping in to be the meat in a special sandwich as she let two boys park the beef bus in tuna town. Apparently she wasn’t satisfied by only one, so his mate generously stepped in to help a friend in need. The two boys serviced her and we will wait in nervous anticipation to see what/who she does next.

 
At the other end of the scale, desperate times call for desperate measures as one flat got innovative with the card system (i.e. red card, green card) and introduced the concept of pink cards. When a pink card is pulled, all flat members must at least get a pash to ensure they are not responsible for cleaning up the flat on Sunday. If someone by some miracle manages to “bury the boner”, then they are entitled to purchase a cyclone on the flatcard, a just reward for a hard night’s work at Monkey Bar.
 

We look forward to the return of Castle Street residents, as by now the leftovers are struggling to find activities like a ginger kid struggles to find friends. Well, maybe they aren’t struggling that hard for activities but nonetheless with lock-ins and parties planned for next week we have quite a bit to be excited for.