Critic Decides The Worst Campaign Posters


OK dude, we know you’re rocking the pedo ‘stache for some inexplicable reason. It’s already not a great look considering you’re going for Colleges Officer where you have to hang out with a bunch of young, supple freshers. 

But why on God’s green earth would you then choose this photo as your campaign poster? You couldn’t have a creepier expression if you tried. 



Where to start with this? Well, I guess there’s only one place to start, and to end. Cat memes. 2011 called, it wants its internet jokes back. 



We get it, you’re swole. I don’t know why the cut-out of his body was necessary, but it did help to make him look even more swole. 



Clearly got the wrong memo, because his posters were all put up sideways. 



Who are you? What do you look like? Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe? 



He is clearly trying really hard to be funny and relevant by doing a Colin Kaepernick spoof, but it just comes across as an ad for depression. And we don’t mean an ad against depression; we mean an ad promoting depression. 

This article first appeared in Issue 23, 2018.
Posted 3:17pm Friday 14th September 2018 by Critic.