Critic this week can exclusively report that it has been offered a detailed breakdown of the sexual performance of a member of the 2011 OUSA Executive.
A disgruntled former lover offered the scoop to Critic for a mere $20, and assured us that it would be worth every penny. The mole told Critic that the report would include a full examination of the relative strengths and weaknesses of the Execcie, coverage of positions, pet names, and weird sexual deviancies.
Critic declined to buy the report, however we speculate that speculation about the identity of the Exec member will be rife. To be honest, we were just surprised that any of the Exec have had sex.
An Exec Member Got Laid
