Unbreakable

Unbreakable

The Breakers have been the best team in the ANBL all season. They went up against their closest rivals the Perth Wildcats in the grand-final series on the Thursday and Friday just gone and depending on results a possible game three on Tuesday (April 24).

To help you bandwagon jumpers out even further here are three comments to make when watching a Breakers game, which will make it sound like you know what you’re talking about.
  1. “Thomas Abercrombie is really good, but I don’t think he could make it in the NBA. He’s not physical enough and needs to get a more reliable jump shot. Those alley-oops he does are pretty awesome though”.
  2. “The Breakers don’t really have a star player on their team. They have a lot of really good role players who know their job and are extremely well coached. They share the scoring around and have a deep bench”.
  3. “The 3 point lines in the ANBL are closer than those in the NBA. That means the white guys shooting the 3-pointers are more important than exciting black guys doing dunks. That’s probably why the NBA is so much better to watch”.
Citation will of course be required when using any of these quotes ...
This article first appeared in Issue 7, 2012.
Posted 3:53pm Sunday 15th April 2012 by Gus Gawn.