If you’re a poor student like me who craves the sweet satisfaction of nicotine, then boy do I have something for you. Vaping, the cheaper alternative to smoking. For a while, I was anti-vaping. The big clouds and unusual flavours were a turn-off for me. But once the price of darts went up and I couldn’t justify wasting my living costs, I converted to the vape nation – and boy, I don’t regret it.
The best thing about vaping is how discrete it is. Since it’s a type of vapour, you can vape in places you can’t smoke. Vaping is technically banned on campus. But I got you covered. Here’s a list of the best vape spots around campus, and how to discreetly suck back a phat cloud.
Vaping directly behind the smoke and vape free campus signs
What better way to ‘stick it to the man’ than to directly disobey the orders of a sign, and only move forward as soon as you see Campus Watch approach? This way no one will wanna fuck with you. They’ll know that you flirt with danger.
Vaping in the Richardson Building elevators
This is the most optimal space for a lil’ vape hotbox. Everyone reaches their floor and leaves, too impressed to ask you to stop. Plus, if you catch the lift with fellow vapers it creates a bonding experience for all.
Vaping in the middle of a lecture
The best way to assert yourself as the alpha of your class is hucking back a massive cloud right in the middle of class. Those mature students think they’re top shit? They won’t be anything when they see you performing vape tricks in the middle of BSNS114.
Vaping in the second-floor toilets in central
Sometimes it’s just too much effort walking all the way down the stairs to the signature durry and vape tree. So why not just vape in the bathroom? You can just blow the vape directly in the toilet bowl. Pure genius.
Hiding your vape in a Sushi Station rice ball
Not only do you get the sweet vaping satisfaction, but you can also eat at the same time. It’s two birds one stone, with extra flavour being added to the vape aromas. If anyone calls you out on it, you can say it’s a freshly cooked rice ball with steam coming off it. Foolproof.
Vaping with the fire dancers while waiting in the queue for pint night
What better way to exert your social capital and your edginess by adding more vape to the flame?
Vaping during $3 Lunch
Be sure to grab a seat by the windows with some north-westerly gusts, because everyone will be too engrossed in their delicious meal to see you vaping out the window. Plus vape flavors pair nicely with curried lentils.