Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18

Stop taking unjustified risks. It’s not funny, it’s just stupid. 

Hobby to try: sobriety 

 

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20

Don’t let the imposter syndrome bring you down. You got this. 

Hobby to try: reading 

 

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

Learn the difference between confident and cocky. 

Hobby to try: knitting 

 

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20

Well, someone has to be the stable one. 

Hobby to try: leaving your bedroom

 

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20

Read the room, please. 

Hobby to try: cooking 

 

Cancer

Jun 21 - July 22

It’s possible to stop crying sometimes.

Hobby to try: journaling 

 

Leo

July - Aug 22

Your season is upon us. You can now justify being loud, obnoxious and egotistical.

Hobby to try: starting an OnlyFans 

 

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

Keep having fun and exploring yourself, the studying can wait.

Hobby to try: baking (something legal)

 

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

This week, try holding yourself accountable for your actions. 

Hobby to try: thrift shopping 

 

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

It’s time you seek therapy. Alcohol and meaningless sex can only do so much. 

Hobby to try: painting 

 

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

Sometimes, it’s okay to be the listener. You don’t have to talk all the fucking time. 

Hobby to try: start a rock collection 

 

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

Just like your personality, there is nothing interesting coming up for you this week. 

Hobby to try: running