Jan 20 - Feb 18
Stop taking unjustified risks. It’s not funny, it’s just stupid.
Hobby to try: sobriety
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Don’t let the imposter syndrome bring you down. You got this.
Hobby to try: reading
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Learn the difference between confident and cocky.
Hobby to try: knitting
Apr 20 - May 20
Well, someone has to be the stable one.
Hobby to try: leaving your bedroom
May 21 - Jun 20
Read the room, please.
Hobby to try: cooking
Jun 21 - July 22
It’s possible to stop crying sometimes.
Hobby to try: journaling
July - Aug 22
Your season is upon us. You can now justify being loud, obnoxious and egotistical.
Hobby to try: starting an OnlyFans
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Keep having fun and exploring yourself, the studying can wait.
Hobby to try: baking (something legal)
Sep 23 - Oct 22
This week, try holding yourself accountable for your actions.
Hobby to try: thrift shopping
Oct 23 - Nov 21
It’s time you seek therapy. Alcohol and meaningless sex can only do so much.
Hobby to try: painting
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Sometimes, it’s okay to be the listener. You don’t have to talk all the fucking time.
Hobby to try: start a rock collection
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Just like your personality, there is nothing interesting coming up for you this week.
Hobby to try: running