Jan 20 - Feb 18
Re O might be over, but don’t let that stop you. Have a few cheeky ones this week at Pint Night.
Sex tip: root and scoot
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Sex tip: loosen up in the bedroom
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Stop chasing people who don’t want you. Focus on yourself.
Sex tip: do it with anyone at this point, it’s probably been a while
Apr 20 - May 20
Keep being stable, keep being sexy.
Sex tip: you don’t need one
May 21 - Jun 20
Your lack of concentration and organisation isn’t quirky, it’s just fucking annoying.
Sex tip: try not to catch feelings
Jun 21 - July 22
You can’t fight with stupid.
Sex tip: try some roleplay
July - Aug 22
Your season will be a time of transformation. Prepare for major character development.
Sex tip: try being a sub
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Virgo women, it’s time to unleash your pussy power.
Sex tip: do whoever, whenever
Sep 23 - Oct 22
It’s the superiority complex for me.
Sex tip: try something other than missionary
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Go on a date. Please. Seriously, we all know it’s been a while.
Sex tip: expand your sex toy horizon, don’t limit yourself to vibrators
Nov 22 - Dec 21
It’s time to address your situationship, don’t waste your semester questioning everything.
Sex tip: try 69
Dec 22 - Jan 19
If your last Tinder hook up was a bit shit that’s okay, love will be coming your way soon.
Sex tip: try looking for love the old fashioned way