The Dunedin heterosexual community rejoices as last week the “e” on the Alley Cantina sign fell off, rendering the establishment an exclusive venue where the Straights in SLGBT+ can live their truth.
“It’s great having a place just for us,” said one staunchly male patron. “Dunedin already has so many opportunities for the queer community. They have a whole bar and everything. At Ally Cantina, I can at last drink Speight’s and neg women without fear.”