Local 24-year-old office admin assistant Stacey has recently confessed to sources that she would be having the time of her life in this pub, if only some more guys could befriend her and ask her about her thinner, blonder friend Laura. “It’s just really frustrating,” Stacey told our reporter, “because it’s like, I have so much to offer these men, in terms of information about my hot friend and giving them encouragement that they might have a chance with her, but in the last hour I’ve only been able to liaise with four of them.” Stacey reveals that if not for the PR side gig for Laura, she’d be thoroughly bored on a night out. “I wouldn’t know what to do with all the spare time. I mean, I’m not even sure I have a personality of my own.”
Dumpy Plain Girl With Good Sense of Humour Wishes that More Guys Would Ask Her About Her Friends
