Granís New Reading Glasses Coming in Real Handy For Reading Jaydenís New All-Script Tattoo

Granís New Reading Glasses Coming in Real Handy For Reading Jaydenís New All-Script Tattoo

“I know the kids are all getting the tattoos these days,” said 71-year-old Barbara. “And so when my grandson Jayden got one on his back, I thought ‘ooh! I need my glasses to see this’ so I went and put them on and I was touched to see a Bible passage.”

Sources close to Jayden have confirmed that the new tattoo is Ezekiel 25:17, in Old English font (14pt). He is also planning on getting “Only God Can Judge Me” in Tombstone font (96 pt) across his chest. “It’s just so lovely that Jayden is getting in touch with Christianity,” Barbara said, who is still yet to notice that all of her Tramadol and $80 from her wallet have mysteriously disappeared. “Tattoos are actually quite nice, aren’t they. As long as they aren’t skulls and scary things.”  

This article first appeared in Issue 20, 2019.
Posted 8:38pm Saturday 17th August 2019 by The Critical Tribune.