Michaela’s life has been falling apart this year. Uni has overwhelmed her, her GPA has slipped, her fitness regime has fallen off the perch and she’s been partying too hard. “I can change,” Michaela told sources recently. “I just need to have visions and goals and some self care.” Starting with this facemask, which will definitely make up for all that lost serotonin come Monday morning when she’s off to the gym at 6am to start her new and improved regime.

Posted 4:53pm Sunday 11th August 2019 by The Critical Tribune.
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