Jackson Collins has been left heartbroken this week after receiving a low-achieved mark in his year 11 English speech. Collins said “I was just like, sitting at home thinking about what to do my speech on, and I just thought it would be a really original and funny take on the assignment”.
A member of the class reported that it was “fucking boring” and “not even very good”. Mr Prunett, teacher of the class, refused to comment specifically on the speech. However he did state “this shit happens every year. Stop being meta, just stand up, talk, get your 4 credits, and get the fuck out of my class.”