Critical Tribune Reporterís Flatmate Needs To Learn How To Do The Fucking Dishes

Critical Tribune Reporterís Flatmate Needs To Learn How To Do The Fucking Dishes

Yeah, you read that right Sarah, you lazy bitch. I’ve told you so many goddamn times to just clean your dishes after you use them. You leave them on the table, on the bench, on the floor. You know, yesterday I found a sauce covered plate wedged down the back of the couch.

I’m probably going to lose my fucking job for this, but I’m done. Fuck you, Sarah. Anyone else’s parents would be ashamed of their shitstain of a daughter, but your pair of troglodytes seem to have failed in their duty. This is a wake up call Sarah, get your fucking life together.

This article first appeared in Issue 13, 2019.
Posted 7:22pm Thursday 23rd May 2019 by The Critical Tribune.