Delusional Tutor Actually Expects Students To Do Readings

Delusional Tutor Actually Expects Students To Do Readings

“I feel disappointed every single week,” said Philosophy tutor Donovan Cross. “Every Tuesday I ask who has done the readings, and nobody raises their hand. I tell them every time, you won’t get much out of the course if you don’t do the readings.”

Cross said “I’m a busy man! I give up my time to share the gift of knowledge with them, and they spit in my face. Yeah I am paid to teach them, but what does that matter?”

One of Cross’s students told The Critical Tribune that “all I want is a passing grade, not a fucking guilt trip every time I go to class”.

“He’s so depressing. I’ve started skipping class just to avoid that fucking question,” said the student.

This article first appeared in Issue 13, 2019.
Posted 7:21pm Thursday 23rd May 2019 by The Critical Tribune.