“Okay, sure, I rev my engine when I see girls on the side of the street, but that doesn’t mean I’m compensating for anything!” Disgruntled Dodger Challenger owner, Chad “The Man” Zipper, told the Tribune. Chad told the Tribune he has resorted to reassuring pedestrians as he drives past that he is, in fact, well endowed. “Do you have Snapchat? I’ll add you. I’ll flick you through some pics or something.”
The Critical Tribune can confirm that, despite his incredibly loud car, Chad actually does have a huge penis.