Jonathan ‘The Cloud’ Matthews insists that the Vape Free signs around campus won’t keep him down. “It’s like, a human right dude. It can’t hurt you,” said Matthews, in between rips of vanilla-cola flavoured vapour.
Campus Watch responded to his continual protests with an official statement. “Go home, Jonathan. Nobody cares if you vape on campus.”
Matthews spends most of his time penny boarding and standing outside classes, waiting for people to walk pass so that he can show off how dense his clouds are.